• Toxic Toast

  

  Written by Zeromage 1 Comment
  Last Updated:: December 7, 2007

  Heres an original number I wrote. It should be sung to the beat of “Toxic Toast” by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. It also helps to envision yourself as Spiderman taking a vacation to the X-men mansion in a crossover comic.

  1407 Gray Malkin Lane
  X-Mansion Mutant Estate
  Way way back in the date
  Xavier picked it up that way
  Just outside of Boston’s core
  Three hard rights then straight ahead
  If someone thought to lock the door
  Use the cave exit instead
  Magneto’s always up to something, one things always understood
  If nothing happens in a minute, wait another something should
  Avoid Cyclops, Abuse your powers, raising hel with reckless style.
  And sure our time was poorly spent, but the X-men still makes me smile
  Looking back now, not sure how we made it through, not all of us but most.
  Morph haunts me, and Jean Grey
  I remember, I remember, I remember the X-Men
  This stuffs one hundred-thirty proof
  Rogue threw Jubilee off the roof
  The whole dam place just wasn’t stable
  Logan slashed up the coffee table.
  Gambits here, the party’s reeling
  Nightcrawler’s stuck in the ceiling
  Can’t make a call and man its cold, Iceman’s got me in a stranglehold
  “The X-Men”, Chaz coined the phrase
  Beast thought about it for a while.
  The danger room every day
  But The X-men still makes me smile.
  Looking back now, not sure how We made it through, not all of us but most.
  Morph haunts me, I miss Phoenix
  I remember, I remember, I remember The X-Men

1 Comment

1. #1 The REAL Zeromage says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:42 am

   This is ridiculous.