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Top 20 Star Wars Characters
10. Princess Leia
Leia was the perfect antidote for girls who wanted to be Star Wars nerds too, sometimes creating animosity within the male Star Wars fans who thought that Star Wars was reserved for their own imagination. Leia exhibited a toughness all her own that could scare a male into servility . She was acrimonious at times, even to the most nefarious of the empire fleet. In A New Hope she had no problem talking back to Vader, letting him know that the Empire’s hold on deep space was slowly “slipping through your fingers”. Leia shows even more truculence in “Return of the Jedi”, strangling Jabba to death with the fetters and chains that were tying her up. This all added to her sex appeal which eventually began to win over the male fans of Star Wars who began to have fixations of her. It was in Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi” where the fixation became an obsession, when the Stars Wars nerd caught a glimpse of Leia in a skimpy slave bikini. Leia’s (Kerry Fishers) identity after that scene would forever be ingrained in popular movie culture and Star Wars lore throughout time. Her identity would also unfortunately be tied to the awakening in the fans mind when they realize that in Empire Strikes Back, she makes out with her own brother. Regardless of this later odiousness, Leia would mostly retain a legacy of strength and salience.9. The Emperor
The reason the Emperor is so cool after we finally see him in person in Return of the Jedi is that during the original trilogy it took so long for us to finally see him. Pre-Phantom Menace George Lucas had the patience to build up the character slowly, driving the fans of the movies crazy with anticipation, wondering who it was who could possibly scare Darth Vader. We also had no idea where the Emperor came from. We knew Vader was a Jedi knight turned evil, but how did the Emperor learn the ways of the dark side, or even the force for that matter? Also how did he become the emperor of the entire galaxy? Like Yoda, we knew he was a badass, but never really got to see how much of one he really was. It was always intriguing to me as a kid growing up and watching the original movies that two of the most powerful characters in the Star Wars saga were also two of the most frail looking. Of course we find out how he became Emperor in the prequel trilogy, somewhat ruining the mystery behind this purely evil and completely mysterious character, but the emperor still remains one of our favorite characters because of the fear he inspired in us as kids.
8. Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker, for the most part is never referred to as a great character in all of the Star Wars episodes. He doesn’t have the charisma of Han Solo, the wisdom of Obi Wan, or even the comedic appeal of someone like Chewbacca for example. This is an odd phenomena as Luke is the main character throughout all of Star Wars episodes 4-6. What Luke lacks in definability comparatively to all the other characters, he more than gains in keeping the story steady throughout all the movies. Luke is a fairly serious character, always practicing his Jedi training with the utmost gumption. Not even Solo’s repudiation of all things Jedi turns Luke away from his beliefs; inevitably he begins thinking that Solo was just a plebian who couldn’t understand the truth in the universe. Luke Skywalker appeals to the dedicated viewer who continually looks forward to that which instinctually appeals to their whole being. Never undulating, and never diffuse, Luke proves to be one of the better representations in movie history of a character growing into a mallifluous stoicism. Even if one who wants to grow into this perfect state is not as “interesting” as the sarcastic lover of all things in the immediate, this does not take away from the inner sense in all of us for growth and development.
7. Wedge Antilles
Wedge Antilles has long been one of the most popular characters amongst Star Wars nerds. We first meet Wedge in A New Hope, where, as Red “2″ he plays the perennial skeptic, in contrast to Luke’s naive optimism, such as during the de-briefing before the battle of Yavin, when he scoffs, “That’s impossible, even for a computer”. In most movies, the skeptical minor character usually dies at some point during the movie, especially when that skepticism manifests itself right before a major battle. But Wedge actually survives the battle of Yavin, and makes it to the second movie, where he has been transferred to Rogue Squadron. During the battle of Hoth, Wedge shows amazing ingenuity when he and his gunner Janson take down an Imperial AT-AT walker using nothing but their tow cable. After the battle we don’t see Wedge again until Jedi, where he has been promoted to Red Leader, and he fires the shot that allows Lando to destroy the second Death Star. Not only that, but his quotes throughout the final battle are among the most memorable and enduring quotes within the Star Wars nerd community, i.e “Red Leader standing by” or “Nice shot Red 2!” His ability to survive every major battle during the original movie trilogy, along with his ability to help engineer victory within those battles where none seemed possible, has led him to become one of the most beloved characters in the history of Star Wars. And his incredible level of popularity proves that in Star Wars, minor characters are loved as much as, or even more so than the actual main characters.6. Obi-Wan Kenobi
Every aspiring hero needs a mentor, and who could have asked for a better mentor than Obi-Wan Kenobi? He was a noble Jedi knight, and an eternally wise old wizard. He was what we all aspire to when we think of greatness. With his peerless compassion and sensibility, he guided Luke to fulfill his destiny. In his younger days, his skill with a lightsaber was unmatched, and his fame had spread across the galaxy after his role in the Clone Wars, so much so, that a desperate Princess Leia called him her “only hope”. Aside from being a great Jedi warrior with infallible instincts, Obi-Wan was also a wise teacher who had a steady hand in the lives and fate of Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and ultimately, the entire Star Wars Universe. And even after death he continued acting a as a guide to Luke, with his ghost telling him to “turn off his targeting computer” and use his feelings to destroy the Empire’s first Death Star during the climatic battle of Yavin. Without Obi-Wan, Luke Skywalker probably never would have made it past the first semester of Jedi Knight training, and then who would have faced Darth Vader? The whole Star Wars universe would inevitably fall prey to the dark side of the force and everyone in it would be speaking.. I dunno …some other language likely rooted in dark force evil diction. Let’s face it, Obi-Wan is the epitome of wisdom and strength. There is no other character in the Star Wars saga as admirable and inspirational as Obi-Wan.
5. Boba Fett
Boba Fett was the nefarious character throughout all of Star Wars that the audience loved to love. Fett was an appreciated heel at a time when protagonists were only popular. Boba Fett was a bounty hunter for Jabba the Hut and other grotesque tycoons. His main mission throughout “The Empire Strikes Back” and “Return of the Jedi” was to capture Han Solo who owed many excessive debts. We first see the brazen bounty hunter in “Empire Strikes Back”(we don’t count the Special Editions) being spoken too by Vader who wants to find the Millennium Falcon somewhere hidden in deep space with Leia onboard. We see him afterwards in “Return of the Jedi” taking the frozen Han Solo back to Jabba the Hutt’s palace so Han could be recognized as a conspicuous signifier to all those who forget to pay Jabba back. Boba Fett is always efficaciously “cool” looking with his enviable helmet and expedient jetpack on his back that help him pay his way in the universe by making others pay…who don’t pay. It was a sad moment in “Return of the Jedi” when Han accidentally hits Boba Fett with an axe propelling his jets into Jabba’s barge, eventually into the massive digestive system of Sarlacc (except in the expanded universe, where someone as cool as Boba Fett can’t be allowed to die). Fett was aesthetically and demonstrably appealing, making kids all over the world want Boba Fett action figures. Today, you should find these caricatures in most homes of Star Wars nerds, and maybe even actual life sized helmets of Boba Fett, that nerds wear when no one is around.4. Yoda
The stoic, all-to-often abstruse Yoda was the hallmark character in all the Star Wars series. Yoda represented the peak of man’s existence knowing everything that could be known in concise maxims that were perfectly abstruse, that often made Luke’s jedidom appear amateur. We meet Yoda for the first time in “Empire Strikes Back” at the command of Obi Wan’s apparition. Yoda aesthetically appears old, crippled and curiously puerile. It’s when we hear Yoda speak his wisdom to the young Luke that we understand Yoda as an infinite mind with knowledge of all causes in the universe. We also see the power of completed Jedi training when the small feeble Yoda raises the X-Wing out of the bedraggled swamp amazing the young Luke on what the force can really accomplish. Luke certainly had a long way to go in his Jedi training from just one meeting with the old master. Yoda would go onto exhibit more explicit powers in the later Star Wars series movies (episodes 1-3) that often seemed overtly “new age” and stylish, although always entertaining. Regardless, we find his true character in the much more focused Empire Strikes Back where he doesn’t need to show off obvious “street fighting” game abilities to have a profound impact on the audience. The character of Yoda is rightfully perceived alongside the best philosophers of all time in the first movies of the series.3. Lando
In the cinematic world there are few characters that ever break the mold of either good or bad, protagonist or antagonist. When a character on screen does straddle that line, they become human. In the Star Wars universe, they become legendary. Enter Lando Calrissian, professional gambler. We meet Lando in Empire where although he’s presented as a friend to Han Solo, we can tell some shit is about to go down. Even though we know we should be developing a hatred for this shady bastard, there is a little part of everyone that refuses to hate Billy Dee Williams, no matter how bad he is. He’s just so damn cool.Let’s break the man down for a moment. He’s the only African American character we’ve seen in the trilogy when we meet him. He’s a former pro-gambler who won the Millennium Falcon in a game of sabacc. His friend, the only character cooler than Lando himself, Han Solo, teaches him to fly his prize. Lando gets cocky and loses the MF to Han in the sabacc championships, forever straining their friendship. Time passes, Lando (the cheeky SOB that he is) manages to run a city (Cloud City) built on a damn gaseous planet (Bespin)!!! The dark side (and a bit of hurt pride) convince him to set up our man Solo to be ambushed and captured by Boba Fett (I’ll stop explaining the characters now, if you’re visiting this site and don’t know who Han and Boba Fett are you don’t belong here…).
So now we get the human Lando. Feeling torn by his actions, he joins the Rebel Alliance and helps save a handless Luke after a perilous (and revealing) Oedipusian (and I stress “pusi”) battle with Lord Vader. Flash to Jedi and he’s a full-fledged member of the core alliance super-friends! Ooh, who’s that in the MF destroying the Death Star? It’s your boy, Lando. Proving that he’s still only the second coolest character in the Star Wars universe when he has no comeback when Han Solo, fresh from a carbonite nap, reminds Lando he’s only “a fair pilot.” He still blew up the death star, broke the Star Wars colour barrier, and won over the hearts of millions of nerds that hated his guts half way through Empire. Good or bad, Lando is the Shaft of Star Wars.
2. Darth Vader
Darth Vader is the most noticeable bad guy in movie history. He has the most salient of deep voices. His entire costume is black, signifying a nefarious disposition not seen since Bergman’s early movies. Watch Vader on the screen though and you will find a true badass chocking imperial commanders who don’t listen to him and threatening anyone who threatens the Empire’s existence. Vader’s eventual relapse back into the light side almost makes the devout viewer sad. Many a Star Wars fan liked the evil Empire based on Vader’s short-fused tendencies and penchant for physical aggression. Watch his duel against his son Luke in Empire Strikes Back and one will see some of the best saber/sword fighting in movie history. Watch him enter the rebel’s blockade runner in A New Hope and one is overwhelmed by the sheer presence of this dark side minion. It was ironic to see his boss as someone so small and frail who could barely move. That Vader never tried to take the Empire himself from the Emperor was a mystery for the Darth Vader fan who saw this massive hard breathing monster as the kind to rule the universe on his own. Everything with Darth Vader stands out from his voice, actions, costumes, and even his action figure. When one thinks of Star Wars action figures, one thinks of the Darth Vader figure bigger than all the rest and noticeable from even the largest of distances. When one thinks of the bad guy in a movie, there is no one else to comes to mind than Darth Vader. He will forever burn an effigy in the moviegoers mind.1. Han Solo
Who’s the coolest character in all of movie history? The answer is clearly Han Solo. Equipped with the shabby Millennium Falcon and a walking carpet who’s as clumsy as he is stupid, Han Solo epitomized the freewheeling spirit of the 70’s. No situation could shake Solo’s equanimity. Take a look at Episode 4 inside the Catina. The bounty on Solo’s head made bounty hunters from all over the universe seek him out. Does Solo get flustered under the pressure of having to pay up? No. He calmly takes out his gun and shoots the fucker who wants to take him back to Jabba’s palace. When in a dog fight in the Falcon, does Solo ever lose his composure? Never. Even with the Falcon’s continual malfunctioning, Solo barks out commands to the rest of the members with the ease and prudence of a lifelong commander. Solo though had none of these types of accolades under his belt. He traversed the distant galaxies of the Star Wars universe just looking for the highest risks that would come his way. Han Solo wasn’t about accolades or adulation from a superior commander. For him, those approval games would be a massive yawn fest compared to his recluse lifestyle of living every day like its your last. As the Star Wars series moves on past episode 4, we see Solo gain a conscience when seeing Luke about to be destroyed inside the Death Star proving that even the most extreme of freelancers can have an idea of right and wrong, but never so much as to consume their natural personality. Throughout the Star Wars series, Solo would exhibit this 2-fold personality that made the viewer appreciate Solo on a higher level than most characters in the movie. It was a sad day when the viewer had to endure seeing Solo encased in carbonate in Jabba’s palace (even though he was still a cocky son of a bitch right before he was frozen solid). The minute he was unfrozen, Solo returned to his sarcastic ways toying with Leia’s strong insistence of love. This ambivalence for herodom and sarcasm makes Han Solo our favorite character in the Star Wars series. We feel we can both be heroes and assholes because of Han Solo.Coming Monday: Classic Console Review: SNES
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March 16th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Another Solid old-wiz list
March 16th, 2010 at 9:26 am
How did Wedge get so high? I guess you’re not taking points off for chickening out. He left Luke for dead in the Battle of Yavin, and he talks to much while preparing for battle. “Look at the size of that thing!”
Cut the chatter, Red 2.
Also, the Fett family got jobbed out in the worst way. One accidentally got beheaded, and the other one accidentally got knocked into the Pit of Carkoon. The Almighty Sarlaac got a treat in the “#5″ best Star Wars character.
Oh, and you forgot Bossk.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Where the hell is Bossk !?
You have the stupid bartender in there, and Wedge listed in the top ten, and Bossk didnt even make the cut?! HE’S A DINOSAUR-MAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!
IG88 is pretty badadd too. And SALACIOUS CRUMB? HELLO? Salacious Crumb should easily be in the top ten.
Also I agree with what Rob Schulz said about Wedge. Wedge should never make any list of favorite SW characters because he pussed out on the 1st death star run. He takes a glancing blow to one engine and uses it as an excuse to run away. Thank God we dont have a army of Wedges over in Iraq right now or Sadamm Hussein would still be power.
Lando was alright, but shouldnt be any higher than like 8.
And Vader is 100x more badass than Han. Solo is cool, and should be in the top 5, but he was basically just The Fonz in outer space, where as Vader was a totally menacing original cyborg fallen-hero who would just assume kill his own men as the enemy.
Vader should be #1. Bossk should be #2. Emperor should be #3.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Did I miss something or did Darth Maul not make the list at all?
March 16th, 2010 at 12:18 am
darth vader,
you are a sweet guy. if you had 2 sisters makining fun of you how do you talk it out? you are a great actor keep it up. i love you as a boyfriend.
may the foce be with you always,
shannon leigh somerby
March 16th, 2010 at 12:24 am
darth vader,
you are a sweet guy. please let go of your hate,anger,and frustion. i know how you feel. i feel the same way about my sisters.be postive to others.
love you darth,
shannon
March 16th, 2010 at 12:30 am
darth vader,
i know youare in control but please kind and fair to others. do you really want to break my heart like you did to padme? your going down a path i cant follow.
think aboout what your doing.
shannon
March 16th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
What about Yakface? Or Nibnub? Or Rancor Keeper? You know…the essentials.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Actually Boba Fett didn’t die. Supposedly he was able to get out of that pit. I read it in a book. How I remember this, I dont know. I’m not even that big a fan of Star Wars.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I don’t know much about Star Wars, but this is one of the best lists I’ve ever read…
March 16th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
you forgot count dooku, darth maul and mace windu.
3 of the best light saber (some more sabers than others)charecters in the saga
March 16th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Monkey Man is a f-ing moron. Darth Maul, Count Dooku! You are obviously not a true Star Wars fan. The New three star wars movie sucked!
And Rob Schulz is also a moron because bobba fett didn’t accidentally fall, he got his ass handed to him. And Fett’s father didn’t accidently let Mace windu cut his head off.
I think the list is awesome!
March 16th, 2010 at 7:05 am
Nerd fight!
Yeah, thats right, I heard ya JeZeP. Tell me how Boba Fett got knocked into the Pit of Carkoon? If you CAN’T remember, and I’m sure Gardner Watts or some other TRUE fans can tell you: Han Solo, blinded from his carbonite sickness, has a gaffi stick (or axe?) and is standing on the sand skiff. He can’t see anything, and Chewie says something, to which Han replies “Boba Fett?!, Where!?” and turns quickly. In doing so, he backfires his jetpack, or something, sending him flying into the side of Jabba’s Sail Barge, and then tumbling into the Almighty Sarlacc’s gaping maw. No skill is involved, and its a TOTAL accident.
The Fetts are the worst. And you’re bad, too.
Your license plate probably reads “SLAVE 1.”
March 16th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
That would be a sweet license plate.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
First of all Schulz, how does the entire Fett family have bad luc, as I mentioned before the father Fett from the Attack of the Clones did not accidentally get his head cut off by Mace Windu.
Also, Han Solo, although blind, ws still trying to defend himself against Boba Fett. I guess I do see your side that Han accidentally hit Fett’s jetpack, Han was still trying to defend himself anyway he could. All I’m saying is that it wasn’t an accident.
Also, I don’t care at all about any of the Fett’s, nor do I car that you disagree with me.
By the way I bet your License plate says “The driver of this car is a virgin” (even though it may not fit, but I think you catch my drift)
March 16th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Wow JeZeP, you really don’t see that Boba Fett’s death was an accident? Have you ever watched Return of the Jedi? Even once? That was the most accidental death of all time.
I agree, Jango’s death was in no way an accident, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a little bitch.
He got beheaded by one of the lamest Jedi of all time. I mean who has a purple lightsaber and walks around saying things like “This party’s over”?!? What an awful, awful character Mace Windu was. His biggest accomplishment was killing Jango Fett, whose biggest accomplishment was jerking off into a petri dish so some freaky giraffe-necked aliens could clone him. Yeah, those are two awesome characters.
You know who never jerked off into a petri dish? Bossk! He was too busy slaughtering people and banging Twi’lek babes until their head tails were sore.
And don’t give me any of that “if Bossk was so great why didn’t he catch Han instead of Boba Fett” crap! I’ll tell you why, because Bossk has standards. When Vader added the clause of “no disintegrations” to the bounty, Bossk was like “Fuck that, I want to blow some shit up!” Then he left and went after some bigger bounty. Meanwhile Boba Fett bends over for Vader and says “As you wish (because I have no fucking principles and will do whatever you want, like the cheap whore that I am.)”
The Fetts are lame. Bossk is awesome.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Calm down man…
I never said Bossk is not awesome.
I also hated the father Fett (It was completely unnecessary). I completeyl agree with you on both those parts so calm down.
I also was not defending Boba Fett, he is not my favorite character nor will he ever be, so calm down about that.
All I’m saying is that the fact that Boba Fett died is not an accident. In fact I have seen Return of the Jedi hundreds of times (always the original). Just because Han Solo was blind doesn’t mean he wasn’t aiming for Boba Fett. Han was swinging to kill whether he knew what he was hitting or not. Boba’s death was no accident!
BTW I don’t care about the Fett’s and I don’t care about Bossk. I’m not trying to defend the Fett’s. So calm the Fuck down!
March 16th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
JeZeP probably couldnt have said it better. I do agree with JeZep that this list is awesome, but even if I didnt, I am not freaking out about how his opinion is absolutely wrong. Calm down, all of you, and respect other people’s opinions.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:45 am
Thank you asguarifgu! Finally someone with some common sense!!
March 16th, 2010 at 2:48 am
JeZep is completely right about Boba Fett’s death not being an accident. Han wanted to hit Boba, so even though he hit his jetpack, he was still trying to kill Boba. JeZeP and asguarifgu are completely right. The rest of you guys are morons.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
How was Boba Fett’s death not an accident? Fanboys will try to rationalize anything.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Weird, Fred, its almost as if you’ve seen Return of the Jedi before!
Of COURSE it was accidental. JeZeP, how can you AIM for something when you’re BLIND and you have NO IDEA where something is? That doesn’t make any sense at all. He had the same chance at hitting Chewie.
Also, if you want to get technical and Star Wars-y about it, Han has no special powers (ie: The Force) that would allow him to have some sort of foresight and ability to locate Fett without seeing him. And don’t site his ability to dodge Greedo’s fake blaster shot in A New Hope. Awful.
Just accept it; Boba Fett’s death was an accident!
(BTW, If Bossk is not your top choice and you don’t care for the Fetts, I bet your favorite Bounty Hunter is Dengar. Pfft, typical..)
March 16th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Your an idiot, plain and simple. With your logic a blind guys ability to walk is accidental. Perhaps next you’ll say it was an accident that Stevie Wonder could touch a keyboard and create music. I suppose it was an accident that Beethoven was a composer even though he was basically deaf. BTW I am not a Star Wars fanboy who tries to learn everything about stupid minor characters. I do not have a favorite bounty hunter. I the only thing I know about Bossk, Fett and Dengar is that they are all bounty hunters. Unlike you I have a life, and I don’t have time to look up the background story on every star wars character.
Han Solo could probably kick every bounty hunter’s ass anyway. My favorite character is Lando by the way. I am also pretty tired of this geek war, i don’t care that you think it is an accident. I respectfully disagree with your stupidity.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:40 am
For a guy with a big important life you’re pretty quick to strike back! “In fact I have seen Return of the Jedi hundreds of time..” 300+ hours spent on Return of the Jedi? Some life…
–Han Solo wasn’t born blind, or had been blind for years. Are you telling me that if you went blind RIGHT NOW that you’d have full capacities of your senses? Don’t kid yourself. You, sir, are the idiot here. In your mind, every blind guy is like Geordi LaForge, or Stevie Wonder apparently. And as good a guy as Stevie Wonder is, I’m not going to bet on him in any fight anywhere, especially on a sand skiff in the middle of a skirmish.
How is Lando your favorite character? Awful.
I bet you have the same traits as Mr. Calrissian; an untrustworthy turncoat who is terrible at sabacc.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
I was exaggerating you idiot.
By the way, I see your point now on the blind issue. That still doesn’t mean his death was accidental, Han wanted to shoot Boba Fett end of story.
Also, I’m betting your favorite character is some random cameo who only had one line in the movie. You seem like one of those faggy star wars fanboys. And, to continue, why are you on the computer at 7:40 AM just to shoot back at me. I bet your at your job right now just waiting for me to post this comment. Sad, your life is just plain sad.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:40 am
Or 7:40AM is the time local to the site. First time on the internet? From the testosterone overflowing in your posts I’d take that as a yes. Anonymity gives everyone the power to say whatever they want without repercussion. Like telling someone repeatedly that they’re an idiot, or they’re faggy, or that they have a sad, sad life. I can guarantee you that you wouldn’t say any of this stuff to ANYONE’S face. Or else you’d “accidentally” get your ass handed to you. Probably by a blind man.
I’m guessing you get email updates when someone posts a new comment. Weird, I do, too. Nutty, huh? In fact, EVERYONE has that option. I read my mail daily. Its not like this site my homepage.
(for your information, I wasn’t at work then..but you should see about getting a job yourself)
–Han didn’t even have anything to shoot Boba with! He hit him (backhanded) with a gaffi stick or something. An axe? Who knows.
I don’t even know if I have a set favorite character. I like Han a whole bunch. He’s hilarious! I like [original] Vader, he’s hilarious, too! He accepts Captain Needa’s apology AFTER he kills him. Brilliant! I like Tarkin (bunny slippers and all). Trilogy Yoda is funny, particularly when interacting with R2 on Dagobah. I also like Bib Fortuna (Jabba’s assistant if you didn’t know.. tsk tsk), cheese-in-a-can eating Jek Porkins (Red 6, DUH), Bossk is easily my favorite Thrandoshian ever, and if I had to choose someone from the Prequels, I guess I’d go with Kit Fisto.
Head tentacles and all, he’s still leagues below most Original Star Wars characters in my book.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:54 am
To be honest I din’t know that I could get an email like that, but thanks.
Also ” Or else you’d “accidentally” get your ass handed to you. Probably by a blind man.” That was actually really funny, and quite clever. I just thought I had to give you credit for that one…
Anyway, of course I no he didn’t have a gun, all I am trying to say is that you don’t know the meaning of accident.
Also, I pretty much done with the argument, I am bored and tired of it. I started it up mostly because of your first comment where you said that Jengo Fett accidentally got his head cut off. How can someone accidentally have a Jedi block one of the bullets and then get their head cut off! I didn’t mean to stumble into the Boba thing. It’s not a big deal whether it was an accident or not.
I don’t see what you have against Lando either. He was the one that destroyed the second Death Star, basically destroying the empire.
And, you don’t have to point out who the characters are when you name them, this is old-wizard, I wouldn’t be typing right now if I din’t know all the random characters of Star Wars. Well, not all, I understand that you don’t know what an exaggerration is so I thot I had to point that out.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:25 am
Kinda surprised the KEY piece of evidence in the whole “Was Boba Fett’s Death an accident?” debate hasn’t been brought up here.
Here’s the scene: Chewie growls. Han says “Boba Fett? Boba Fett!? WHERE!?” and turns around while holding a staff, which (accidentally) knocks into Fett’s jetpack, sending him to his death.
The key piece of evidence here is the word “where.” Han was turning around to look for Fett. He was trying to find him, not blindingly swinging a weapon that might have hit anyone who was behind him. Anyone who questions it should go back and watch the scene again and watch Han’s posture. He isn’t swinging the staff around with his arms. He is holding it still, and pivots with his whole body to look for Fett. If Han were trying to hit Fett, he would have been swinging the stick with his arms.
This is very obvious if you guys go back and watch the scene. Boba Fett’s death was accidental. Case closed.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
chewbacca #1
March 16th, 2010 at 7:11 am
Thanks for the cool list.
I thought the bartender was a cool addition to the list.
Dave
March 16th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
FOR THE SECOND TIME(MABYE THE THIRD TIME) R2 D2 SHOULD BE NO.1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 16th, 2010 at 12:03 am
What a stupid list. This person knows nothing about star wars.How did Uncle Owen, the stupid bartender, and Wedge get on th list whatout Grevious, Darth Maul, Count Dookou, and Bossk? I also would like to know why did you put chewbacca so low at no. 18 and sould’nt Darth Vader be at no. 1 instead of Han Solo being at number 1? P.S. If you put Boba Feet you have put Boosk.He’s like the best Bounty Hunter.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
all of you are blind fools, any hardcore gamer knows that the secret aprentice is the best star wars characters of all time !!
March 16th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
that arguement was absolute comedy gold!
I think you forget about about orrimaarko who should’ve led the rebellion assualt on the death star instead of Han Solo. He was famed for guerilla tactics. Despite being called prune face he was a fierce adversary
March 16th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Nice list, especially since it includes the bar keeper and no character from the pathetic prequels who shouldn’t be called Star Wars at all. Could have done with Admiral Piett or some other Imperial officer, though.