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Last Updated:: August 13, 2009

Who are the greatest wrestlers of all time in WWF history? A just as important question is why does Old-Wizard even care? What, has Old-Wizard become Old-Wrestler now? Our love for Retro extends past video games, it even extends to wrestling! In this list, we will place who we think are the top 10 wrestlers of all time. This isn’t just some arbitrary list. This is a list created with passion for the pseudo-sport of professional staged-wrestling. We spent the past weeks getting ripped watching old Royal Rumbles and Summer Slams arguing who was more perfect, Mr. Perfect himself, or the Undertaker? We compared stats as if the stats actually meant something; like how long a Royal Rumble participant lasted, and how many times The Intercontinental Belt was won by a certain wrestler. Finally we came down to a list that was partially based on stats and partially based on fame. Here then is Old-Wrestler’s (sorry, I meant Old-Wizard’s) top 10 wrestlers of all time.

10. Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels first started off in the queer tag team “The Rockers”. After high kicking Marty Genetti in the barbershop, he became his own man and took on all comers. He was a force to be reckoned with not only with the girls who swooned over him but with the wrestlers who would have to watch out for getting high kicked any time in the match. This devastating blow was like getting hit with an uppercut by Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson’s Punchout. Shawn Michaels turned back and forth from protagonist to heel numerous times showing his versatility in personality. He was a better heel than hero though; when girls loved him and guys hated him.

9. Rowdy Piper

Rowdy Piper was a firestorm. Whenever he hit the ring, the crowd would erupt. He was a solid wrestler, but his greatness came from his Scottish adrenaline when down in a fight. He would run in circles and then start smashing the fighter to his doom. He was a dirty fighter too. He would take people by the nostrils to the middle of the ring and then eye gouge them. He was a Scottish Street Brawler. His record was impeccable and he fought only the best wrestlers. He was always a great main card or mid card wrestler. Simple in suit but strong in heart, Rowdy Piper was one of the greatest.

8. Bret Hart

Bret Hart’s venture into the WWF was a slow one. He didn’t catch the crowd as immediately as the rest of the wrestlers on this list, but this is what made him so great. When his physical endurance was shown in the ring along with his wrestling prowess, he slowly gained the respect of his fellow wrestlers and fans in the WWF. He became know as the “excellence of execution” and delivered this excellent execution in matches against the best, from Yokozuna to Mr. Perfect. It was a great moment for wrestling when Bret Hart was able to put the sharp shooter on Yokozuna. Even the greatest beast couldn’t get out of the sharp shooter. If it weren’t for ring ropes, Bret Hart might be the greatest wrestler of all time.

7. Mr. Perfect

With a name like Mr. Perfect, how could he not be in the top 10 WWF wrestlers of all time? His name wasn’t just a gimmick though. He was the best pure wrestler in WWF history. Every move was executed to perfection; so much so that he had a manager named “The Genius” to further accentuate the his artistic quality in the ring. Mr.Perfect was involved in some of the greatest matches of all time, regardless of whether he lost or not. Forget the arrogant posture he brought the ring spitting out his gum and smacking it away with his hand or his overly-self-assured smirk upon entering the ring. He was a wrestler’s wrestler. He won and lost with grace. Every match he wrestled to perfection. Has there ever been a more perfect finishing move than the Perfect Plex? He was admired by everyone in the locker room where it mattered the most. A true professional, Mr. Perfect really was the perfect wrestler.

6. Ric Flair

Ric Flair never knew when to quit. He loved the sport too much. Just when you thought he was going to retire, he came back and fought with the ardor of a 20 year old. There are many memorable moments with Ric Flair. Most of all though was Royal Rumble 1991 where he won the rumble after coming in at the #3 spot. Looking back, how couldn’t we know he was going to win with Hennan losing his voice trying to prop up the fact that no one could ever win the rumble entering in as early as Ric Flair. He did it though, with poise and professionalism. He was a showman. He knew how to work the angle of being beat and tired. He knew how to drop face first like no one before or after. He was also a good wrestler too executing the figure four leg lock to perfection. Ric Flair was a special wrestler. No heel had ever been as celebrated as him.

5. Macho Man

Macho Man was probably the most intense wrestler of all time. You saw it in the veins of his neck. You heard it in the rasp of his voice. You saw it in his wrestling delivery. He was tight as hell throughout a whole match. Simple elbows were executed with an explosiveness that another wrestler would have done lazily, thinking that they were just trying to carry a match. Watch one of his interviews to experience the intensity of Macho Man. Who knows what he was on before a match or even before an interview. Regardless, he pumped up the viewer into making this smaller figure a main card wrestler. His finishing move, the elbow from the top rope devastated opponents. No one got up from it. One of the few finishing moves that no one could ever get up from. This guy wasn’t simply macho, he was pure intensity.

4. The Undertaker

The Undertaker’s place in WWF lore is certain. He’s one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, one of the greatest showmen of all time, and the greatest dark figure in wrestling history. This was sedimented with his win over Hogan in Survivor Series 1991. This is when The Undertaker was a heel. The kids in the crowd were crying, the kids who purchased the Survivor Series via Pay Per View at him were crying. How could their hero Hulk Hogan be beaten? Two words, “The Undertaker”. No one gets up from the tombstone. For a wrestler as big as The Undertaker he showed a scary agility being able to fly off the ropes with full body torpedo and could tight walk the ropes and smash a wrestlers arm. There has never been a wrestler who struck their opponent or the fan with a sense of fear like The Undertaker. This presence will always keep in the Top 5 of all time.

3. The Ultimate Warrior

The Ultimate Warrior went through a couple different incarnations, at least, due to alleged death via steroid use. There was only one Ultimate Warrior though, and that was the original who was as close to as important as Hulk Hogan. Who could ever forget him beating Hogan in Wrestlemania 6? Surely one of the greatest matches of all time, but the warrior had the intensity to take the belt, and just like that, he was basically done from the WWF. He accomplished what needed to be accomplished; holding the belt once, instead of losing it, and winning it over and over (Hogan). The one word to describe The Ultimate Warrior is ‘Fire’. He ran to the ring with fire, fought with fire, and got up from a beating with fire. Trying to understand his explosive and solipsistic interviews is like trying to read James Joyce’s “Ulysses” which made him even that much more intriguing. The fire of WWF lore belongs to The Warrior alone.

2. Hulk Hogan

What can be said about Hulk Hogan that hasn’t already been said? He changed wrestling even though he couldn’t wrestle. He had one of the worst finishing moves of all time, yet somehow he was the most popular wrestling in the history of the sport. He wore awful and entiointrepid tights. When Hogan came to the ring though, the crowd would erupt. Events were based soley on him. Every mid card match was a lead up to seeing Hogan come down the ring. The inspiration he caused in the degenerate fan was earnest. He is human and non-human at the same time. Hogan was the one who started the phenomena of getting up from seemingly interminable finishing moves; shaking his head with the eyes of a maniac. After that it was a boot to a face then a leg drop that would never touch the wrestler. The only person Andre would “pass the torch” to was Hogan, and he carried it for some time to come. Andre saw something in Hogan, as did everyone else who every experienced wrestling.

1. Andre the Giant

Many things can be said about Andre the Giant. He was the biggest wrestler of all time. He was the most entertaining figure to see in all of wrestling. He was the greatest heel of all time, except that he became a non-heel without ever wanting to become a non-heel. This was quite the phenomena. Never has there been a wrestler that was meant to be disliked but people began to like them anyways (Undertaker broached this until he become a full-on protagonist once McMahon saw the phenomena happening). What was it about Andre that inspired this reaction? In one small gesture, Andre would give a slight smile even when he was fighting Hogan and this made the fans of wrestling see in his soul; A passionate and caring wrestler who believed in the non-sport of staged wrestling. There will never be another 8th wonder of the world. While Hogan made wrestling popular, Andre was the first to make it a legitimate show. It was not only his size, but his heart that made for staged-wrestling’s ascendancy.

114 Comments

#1 Chris says:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:12 pm

This is one of the great list ever made on this web site.. It is however made for a specific piece of time it just goes to show that the wrestlers of the late 80’s to early 90’s will never be duplicated. Stone cold tried and almost had success, but not even his name will be as remembered as these guys.

#2 bgeek says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:51 am

Awesome list, brother.

#3 George says:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:14 am

I like it, much better than your music lists. However, the greatest wrestlers of all time would have to be Eddie Gurerro and Rey Mysterio, both of whom displayed great athletic ability, and were just plain fun to watch. The only bad thing I can say about Eddie is how badly the WWF exploited his death, it was painful to watch. But seriously, the guy was great.

I also, until the murder, liked Chris Benoit, but that murder/suicide was one of the creepiest things in the history of ever, and just thinking about it makes me want to vomit on the keyboard.

#4 BERSERKR says:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:57 am

UGH, i hated Eddie GUrerro, god rest his soul.

But ya overall good list guys, best one in awhile:P Undertaker is my personnel favorite.

#5 President Steve says:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:57 am

This list was amazing. The writing was some of the best I’ve ever seen on this site. You guys must have a real passion for fake wrestling!

#6 POLISH POUNDER says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm

You guys do know wrestling is FAKE, right? I am 6′2″ and 240 lbs. I would POUND the shit out of any of these guys in real life.

#7 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Sure Polish Pounder. That’s why you shut the fuck up after getting owned on me pointing-out the stupidity of Hulk fanboys.

#8 POLISH POUNDER says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:20 pm

LOL. I just got tired of arguing with you. Trust me, bro, if we ever met in real life I’d body slam your fat ass into the pavement and leave you crying for your mommy.

#9 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Yes dumbass. You’re so fucking stupid, you couldn’t even comprehend that I was saying you’re a reason why there’s a stereotype that all Polish people are idiots. I never said it was true. How could you not comprehend that?

You can tell yourself that all you want that you could kick my ass. I know idiots like you, trying to boost their ego, because they have nothing else to feel worthwhile, by making claims of their physical prowess. Assuming you’re telling the truth on your size, and aren’t an obese fatass, what makes you think you can kick someone’s ass? I could be twice your size for all you know, just on that alone. You probably are quite lacking in skill, as you claimed you beat me intellectually and physically and couldn’t even understand shit.

It’s obvious you’re just trying to make yourself feel better by going, “Duhhhhhhhh wrestling’s fake!! I can kick their asses in real life DURRRRRRRRRR!!!” You know, it’s called ENTERTAINMENT, RIGHT? Do you go around saying you’d kick Chuck Norris’ ass in real life because he wins lots of fights in a movie? Then again, a meathead like you obviously compensating for something small probably does do that.

And you can claim you just got tired of me all you want, you didn’t have a fucking thing to counter my arguments. I actually MADE arguments on your claims of Hulk’s superiority, and you just pitched a hissy fit like the bitch on the rag you are.
Oh wah wah someone called me a dumb Polak while saying I’m wrong about Hulk and why, so instead of even responding to his reasons I’ll just whine to him and claim I could kick his ass WAAAAAAAH!!”

Then you called me racist when I’m white, retard. And then go and make a racist remark yourself? Great job for setting your people back a couple centuries.

Just admit it. You’re stupid. You couldn’t pound a bug if it’s legs were ripped off for you.

#10 Greymatters says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Great list, probably one of the best you guys have put up. Though the only issue I would have with it is that I would have swapped Bret Hart and Macho Man, but hell they are both on here so who cares.

#11 POLISH POUNDER says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:37 pm

You’re obviously an fat American slob who spends all his time reading Superman comics. That’s why I KNOW I could kick your overweight ass. You wanna be racist against Polish people, I’ll stereotype you as a typical ignorant American, who speaks one language, voted for George W. Bush TWICE, and has a mullet, who listens to crap music and likes fake wrestling (a soap opera for overweight, mullet-wearing men like yourself) you dumb fucking hick. Aren’t you late for your KKK meeting you useless turd?

#12 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

LAMO!!! Oh you little polish bitch, you’re such an idiot. For one, explain how the FUCK I’m racist when the polish are white, and I’m white? Yeah, you’re an idiot. Just fucking give-up you inbred bitch.

And George Bush has an IQ 10 times your entire nationality, obviously.

I know I’d beat the fucking shit out of you. You’re compensating with these claims, and you’re so stupid a shiny red ball would distract you.

#13 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Polish Catcher, I thought you were stupid just from your inability to actually argue for the Hulk once someone brought actual examples against you, but you can’t even get the very basic concept of “RACIST” right. The term you’re looking for is “prejudice,” not “racist.”

Oh the irony of you insulting my intelligence yet can’t get something so SIMPLE right. Simple-minded would be giving your “intellect” a compliment you’re undeserving of. I wonder if you even get what I mean by calling you “Polish Catcher.”

#14 President Steve says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Pounder, if you actually read the article it actually says:

“pseudo-sport of professional staged-wrestling”

#15 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

Yep, which makes it even worse.

He doesn’t even know what “racist” means, and has reading comprehension so low he’s incapable of comprehending the article states they know it’s fake.

They even go into detail about comparing the fake stats like it was real!!

#16 Polish Pounder says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:58 pm

#1 English isn’t my first language. #2 I doubt anyone on this site could EVER learn Polish, one of the hardest (if not THE hardest language in the world to learn).

#17 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Oh I know I could learn Polish. Problem is it’s rather irrelevant in the world. English is the most important language, really.

And for someone who’s pretty decent for someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language, you should know the difference between “racist” and “prejudice.” So, I’m laughing. So, how am I racist again when I’m WHITE? Last I checked, the Polish were…..white, right?

Or the fact that they POINT-OUT that Pro-Wrestling is fake in the article and state they talk about it with a passion like it were real? And how they talked about the fake stats and who held Championship titles like it was real and actually mattered in who was better and who would win, instead of it being predetermined out-comes? Ever heard of the term “suspension of disbelief?” You think you dominate me intellectually, then if you haven’t heard it, you should be able to figure it out. If you were actually smarter than me, which you’re not.

And just admit you didn’t have any arguments about Hulk. You want a little bit of a shred of credibility, you’ll do that. Or at least make an ATTEMPT to argue.

#18 Polish Pounder says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:10 pm

I like Americans prop up English like its their language. You do know English people (Europeans) invented it, and not you, right? OK. Now that that’s established, wrestling is something only dumbass mullet sporting Americans like yourself like. This site has been going downhill for quite a while. Now they move from music to WRESTLING?!! WTF? If they don’t start talking about video games soon I’m going to stop coming here. And why does everything come down to comic books with you, Delta? Do you ever think of anything else?

#19 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

Polish Catcher, let’s establish a few things.

One: You don’t even know what “racist” means.

Two: You compensate for being a bitch by always claiming you can “POUND” people.

Three: You’re incapable of even understanding that I was specifically calling YOU stupid, not all the Polish, when I stated that you’re a reason why the stereotype exists that all Polish people are stupid.

Four: You tend to run away or change your tone once things are brought against you that you can’t counter.

So we’ve established that you’re stupid and have little credibility.

Now, I know English wasn’t invented by Americans. Yet English is still actually relevant to the world, the Polish language is not. Were you not a stupid, stupid fuck, you’d have comprehended this. Not given a retarded response.

If you don’t like the site, then just leave. It’s not like you’re relevant, as a stupid Polak like you doesn’t really matter.

And the authors of the site like pro-wrestling. Which is more relevant than all of Poland. And since you’re irrelevant even by the standards of Poland, this article is a quintillion times more important than you could ever hope to become, even in your most intense wet dreams.

Oh and your country is so irrelevant that there isn’t even anything I can think of to insult you for being Polish, other than the established fact that you’re very, very stupid. So what does that say of you? Your entire nationality doesn’t matter enough for people to know about you.

Check and Mate catcher. Go back to sucking your boyfriend’s dick, bitch.

#20 Polish Pounder says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Dickhead, Poland is now part of the European Union, which combined has a bigger economy than the United States. Europe has more artists, musicians, scientists, and thinkers than the US BY FAR. Poland is the home to Copernicus. It produces the world’s best vodka, and beer. For hundreds of years it was the most powerful country in its region. Go fuck yourself.

#21 Zeromage says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

I think Sweden would have something to say about Poland having the best vodka in the world (Absolut). Also, I don’t recall Poland ever being more powerful than Sweden. In fact, Pounder, go on wikipedia and look up “The Deluge” when Swedish armies took over Poland and pretty much destroyed the whole country.

#22 Fedricco Rabaya says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Talking about WWE Brock Lesnar is the best. He doesn’t only know how to entertain people, he also is a real fighter. Is he American? In wikipedia it says he is but he doesn’t look like you typical american. Well america is home to many cultures.

#23 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

So basically you make a comment about Poland being a part of a much larger coalition of countries and somehow that means your pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a country is somehow relevant. That’s like saying Tank Abbot ever mattered because he was in the UFC.

So you concede to being an idiot, claiming you’ll POUND everybody to make yourself feel better about your inadequacies, and running away or changing tone when proven wrong. Good, that’s a start to becoming almost relevant.

And whine all you want about Poland supposedly having great beer, vodka, ect. and having been relevant at some point. The fact that you say so much shit about America and actually have stereotypes to attempt to insult me with, and I can’t come-up with anything other than you’re a retard, which you are, because you’re Polish, which you’re convincing me actually IS the case, just proves that my country made more of an impact than your little place you call a homeland could ever hope to produce.

And you’d love to see me fuck myself, huh fagot? After all, you are the Polish Catcher.

#24 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Yes, Brock Lesnar is an American. I’m a fan of his MMA work, but a little confused as to why he got the Heavyweight title shot after just two fights in the UFC, including losing his first(though he was actually dominating Frank Mir until he got caught in a knee bar). Didn’t know Heath Herring was considered a top contender. Though Brock already defended his title AND avenged his first(and currently) only MMA loss. And apparently his next title defense is against a guy with even bigger hands than him.

#25 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

lol Zeromage owned Polish Catcher.

#26 Polish Pounder says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:39 pm

I love how many people need to gang up on me. That’s how bad I POUNDED Delta. He needs help from other people.

#27 Fedricco Rabaya says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Fedor Emelianenko VS Bret Rogers? Who would win? Or Manny Vs Mayweather? NAh, Mayweather is old already. It’s not fair.

#28 Polish Pounder says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Wow, big deal. Sweden invaded Poland HOW LONG AGO? Dipshit. Who is the more powerful country today? Poland has 3 times as many people as Sweden. If we wanted to invade Sweden today they wouldn’t last ten minutes, neutral pussies.

#29 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

lmao How were you ganged-up on? Zeromage was the only one who said anything else, you’d need at least a third person to have been ganged-up on. And Fedricco said certainly wasn’t him ganging up on you.

And what the fuck makes you think you’re pounding me? You’re spouting your little gimmick that makes you feel ok, like when your mommy would tell you, “Yes, you are handsome” even though they had to tie a steak around your neck so the dog would play with you. You weren’t beaten with the Ugly Stick, you were tossed around a forest full of the trees.

And again, you don’t say a fucking thing. How did you own me? By proving your peoples’ stereotype? You don’t even fucking know what RACIST means, you dumb ass pussy little bitch!! God I wish I had the chance to pound YOU. Of course you’d probably like that, Polish Catcher. You don’t even know what that means, do you? You do, I’ll be shocked, then get over it and determine you asked someone who’s IQ is higher than frozen yogurt.

#30 Zeromage says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Hm, let’s see. Sweden is the 9th richest nation in the world, according to the CIA world factbook. Poland is 56th. (ever wonder why some many Poles move to Sweden?) Sweden has some of the most advanced military equipment in the world, and in fact sells it to other nations as far away as India and Brazil. Sweden is also full of natural resources (Iron Ore that Poland imports comes from Sweden). I wonder who would win in a war… Besides that, who’s contributed more to the world? Tough one. In addition to having major companies like Volvo, Saab, Ikea, and Skanska, Sweden has given the world some of the best music. ABBA (the 2nd highest selling band after the Beatles), Soundtrack of our Lives, The Hives, the Caesars, etc. They have given us arguably the best tennis player of all time, unquestionably the best female golfer, and some of the best soccer and hockey players. Let’s not forget inventions, from dynamite to LINUX. You’re right, Poland has 3 times the population, but Sweden is 20x better.

#31 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I guess the Polish stereotype of being stupid exists if Poland has three times the population of Sweden. Looks like it’s home to many many people who are too stupid to reproduce, and don’t wear condoms.

And still waiting for you to concede that you don’t know, or at least previously didn’t know, how to actually USE the term “racist,” as well as you often have little answer when people actually bring anything up to counter you, Polish Catcher.

#32 President Steve says:
February 9th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Yeah, Zeromage is right, population doesn’t win wars, money does. Bangladesh has a hell of a lot more people than the UK, but I doubt they could beat the UK in a war.

#33 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

There’s also the little fact that a country’s population isn’t necessarily indicative of it’s Military’s size.

Smarts, money, the skill/ability of the soldiers and technology are more important than actual size. Look at the Spartans and the other Greeks that fought at the battle of Thermopylae. Yeah, eventually they lost, but that was due to when the enemy found-out they could come around them. Before that, only a few hundred men were able to dominate the Persian forces, which FAR out-weighed them, due to better training, equipment and the perfect terrain. When Rome still occupied Great Britain, a Roman General had dominated a much larger force of native rebels due to having superior weapons, armor, training, and the perfect terrain.

#34 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Oh look, the little Polish Catcher shut the fuck up when he got ass-raped so bad he actually started to like it.

Well, actually, he already liked it to begin with. And since you can’t rape the willing, I guess he’s incapable of being ass-raped, literally. Figuratively works quite well here, though.

#35 POLISH POUNDER says:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Zeromage, you do realize Sweden is NEUTRAL right? Poland would run over Sweden as fast as Germany ran over France. And Delta, the Spartans fought the Persians HOW FUCKING long ago, you dumbass? The people on this site are morons.

#36 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Wait Polish Catcher, I’m the moron, yet you attempt to counter me giving an example of superior training, tactics, and equipment by going, “the Spartans fought the Persians HOW FUCKING long ago, you dumbass?” Oh the irony!!

I’ll answer your question though. It was nearly 2,500 years ago.

Now you answer my question: How the FUCK is your asking how long ago relevant to me using it as an example of me pointing-out how superior training, tactics and equipment can trump superior numbers? Hm? Got an answer for that little girl? Who’s the dumbass now, hm?

#37 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Another thing Polish Catcher.

It’s quite obvious you’re so desperate to win, or “POUND” us like you’re so found of saying. I mean, how the FUCK does the Spartans VS the Persians mean so much for you to pathetically attempt to discount? It has nothing to do with your irrelevant country directly, simply an example of superior numbers being overcome by better tactics, training and equipment. Please tell me why you made such a point to call me a dumbass because it’s an ancient battle, and why you actually thought that was relevant.

But this is the same little girl who tried to act like Poland was superior to the U.S. because it’s part of the European Union, when Poland’s a little tiny part of it, and is rather irrelevant really.

God, you are SO fucking stupid!!

#38 BERSERKR says:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Ok i am not going to read all that, but i think i got the jist, Swedes were also Vikings:P

I HATE Brock Lesnar, he is a cocky idiot, i would LOVE for him to fight Fedor so he could get a little lessen in humility.

@POLISH POUNDER

Yes the show they put on in WWE is fake, but that does not mean its not hard work and very physically demanding, also you say your 6/2 240? thats about the size of a Hardy boy, trust me you are not that big, i am 5′10 240, so shorter than you yes but bigger, so i highly doubt you could beat up anyone in the WWE.

#39 POLISH POUNDER says:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

LOL. Berserkr, dream on. I could POUND you into obvlivion. I’ll bet money that you’re a typical fat, overweight American. And so the fuck what Swedes were Vikings? Does that make them special? How long ago was that anyway? When’s the last time Sweden was in a war? Poland has been battle-tested. Its not like the Vikings achieved anything anyway. They were gloried pirates. Oh, and how “in shape” do you have to be to pretend to beat someone up? LOL. You Americans pretend like wrestling is a real sport. How pathetic. No wonder you always lose at the World Cup. No one in the rest of the world even likes America, so go fuck yourselves.

#40 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Yep Polish Catcher again runs away like the pussy he is when challenged and he can’t claim he’s right because he can allegedly POUND you!!

I knew you’d shut the fuck up, Polish Catch. You’re an idiot to think the battle being over 2,000 years old discounts the fact that it’s a perfect example of the Three Ts(Tech, Training and Tactics) over-coming superior numbers.

And Polish Catcher, I know I’d beat the shit out of your bitch ass, but I’m afraid you’d like it.

And another example of your stupidity. BERSERKR isn’t an American, he’s Canadian, genius. Now how about you respond to having been proven wrong or shut the fuck up and never post again until that tiny, TINY mass of gray matter that somehow passes as your brain comes-up with something competent to type?

#41 Millenium says:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:04 pm

The Rock will always be my favorite

#42 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:07 pm

Oh and Polish Catcher, another thing you should be aware of.

Wrestling actually IS a sport. After all, there’s Freestyle and Greco-Roman Wrestling in the Olympics. Which are also practiced, though with differing rules I believe, by colleges, high schools and junior highs all across the world. And there’s also Submission Wrestling and Sambo as officially recognized styles of wrestling. And while the FILA officially recognizes Folk Wrestling styles, they don’t oversee them.

What you’re referring to and are attacking is something called “Professional Wrestling” or “Pro-Wrestling.” And while it has evolved into staged fights and mostly cheesy acting, it’s something quite physically demanding, something you’d be too much of a bitch to handle, and came from legitimate, and brutal, competitions of Catch-Wrestling.

Polish Catcher, do you even know what a “submission” is?

#43 LEGONESFISH says:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:12 pm

“if we [Poland] wanted to wanted to invade Sweden they wouldn’t last 10 minutes, neutral pussies”
Dude, you do realise that Sweden has the one of the highest GDP’s int’ world, didn’t get overrun, like you lot, in WW2, has one of the most advanced armies and weapon systems it’ world. Also, if Poland’s so great how come 1/2 of them have emigrated to Western European Countries like Germany, Britain and SWEDEN!?!?!?

#44 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

What are you talking about, LEGONESFISH? Obviously the Polish can just POUND their way out of every problem ever!! They don’t have to think competently through things, even IF they actually could, just POUND their way through it!!

#45 BERSERKR says:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:19 pm

“LOL. Berserkr, dream on. I could POUND you into obvlivion.”

Anybody who claims they can pound anyone over the internet obviously has something to prove, big words my friend sitting behind a computer screen, i am surprised you know how to use a computer.

#46 UP2IP2 says:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:34 am

Horrrrrrrray NO MUSIC LISTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

#47 Troll 4 Life says:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:33 am

Fuck, these comments are stupid. I hope you all die in a fire.

#48 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:10 am

BERSERKR…..

I would have to say the fact that he’s claiming he’d “POUND” us, not talking shit it’s self, but HOW he’s talking shit, proves he’s a little bitch hiding behind a computer.

I mean, who actually uses “POUND” like he does? Only idiots like him, and competent, relevant people who mock idiots like him, like me.

The little girl probably went to lick her wounds once she realized she couldn’t just claim she’d pound her way out of the problem. Or went to get it up the ass. After all, this IS the Polish Catcher!!

#49 Delta says:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Why am I not surprised that Polish Catcher shut the fuck up? If she actually grows a pair of balls and they drop, I can point-out why the United States is so much better and more important than Poland.

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February 9th, 2010 at 4:27 pm

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