Top 10 Worst Fanboys

Top 10 Worst Fanboys

Written by Sage 1,547 Comments
Last Updated:: June 5, 2009

We here at OW like a lot of things. We also dislike a lot of things. In some cases the things we like and the things we don’t like overlap. For example we like the Dave Matthews Band but we dislike the average Dave Matthews fan. This could be pictured as a Venn diagram. Venn diagrams will be used a lot in this list so please take time to review the general concept. Another example is Pokemon, we hate Pokemon but enjoy a good Nintendo game. Once again a Venn diagram would very neatly describe this. In another unrelated matter, we here at OW, in our last list, mentioned that we wanted to sell out. However we haven’t received any offers that will prevent us from having to wake up and go to our jobs in the morning. So let’s step it up people! Also while I’m on it, we haven’t received any applications to join our religion that we’ve started. So again let’s step it up people! Finally the first person to send us a set of Venn diagrams describing this list wins a free OW t-shirt. So break out the pen and compass, some crayons, and your third grade math book and get to work.

10. Mac Fans

Macintosh computers are the popular kids of the computing industry. They are shiny, pretty, never get sick, and all generally look the same. For those with the money and with little computing ability they are great computers. The average Mac fan on the other hand is quite the opposite. They are the arm chair liberals, dirty stinking hippies, you know the type. The white kid with dreads, the hippie girl with a trust fund, your average coffee shop customer who loves to type in public over the latest latte flavor. These people are so annoying and only bought their computer because it fits into their pre-determined self image. When asked why they love to recite the TV commercials; “Oh they are so intuitive” or the ever popular “They never get viruses.” There are plenty of reasons to use a Macintosh; the proprietary hardware and software guarantees, better integration between the two, faster graphic computing ability, and simple one version OS to name a few. But that’s not why these annoying people buy them, they just love their pretty little shiny thing and love to tell people about their self righteous purchase.

9. Star Trek Fans

Star Trek is a great show, it has good plot lines based on intelligent problem solving, and it also has terrible fans. They are the bullies of the nerd world. They have their own conventions, their own languages, and they don’t like anybody else liking the thing that they love. In fact when the show Babylon 5 came out Star Trek fans were so incensed that someone would create another science fiction series that they began to attack the creator of the series. In one such event a virus was sent to him disguised as his a drawing from his toddler son. The virus destroyed his hard drive and left behind a Easter Egg claiming “Star Trek Rules”. When Next Generation came out fans were also angered that someone other than Kirk was allowed to command the Enterprise. Star Trek fans live behind this ‘how dare you’ attitude that prevents anyone from doing anything that changes the status quo of the Star Trek universe. If they had it their way the only series ever would have been the original one, the only captain ever would have been Kirk, and nobody who doesn’t already speak Klingon would be allowed to watch the show. In fact most of the show would be in Klingon. Once again the fans of the show ruin the show. The only revenge us normals have on them is the new movie which was geniusly directed by JJ Abrams. I almost jumped out of my seat when watching Vulcan explode. No revenge could be sweater on the obsessive Star Trek fan then making the thing that they love a popular summer block buster. I mean who would have ever expected that Spock and Uhura would have a secret romance brewing. Yes the Star Trek fan is a terrible person but now that Star Trek is hip and Vulcan is destroyed perhaps their days will be numbered.

8. Heavy Metal Fans

Heavy metal fans are a lot like hardcore gamers. In fact if you drew a Venn diagram of hardcore gamers and heavy metal fans they would intersect quite a bit. Where some people drowned their sorrows in their parent’s basement by playing video games, some go out to heavy metal shows, dressed in the stereotypical all black, and mosh or headbang. When you think about moshing, its just a bunch of guys rubbing on each other, which, if you think about it, is kind of gay. Just like the hardcore gamer there are very few girls at these events, as most girls don’t like heavy metal. This further frustrates the heavy metal fan and leads to further violence amongst them. The heavy metal fan also likes to claim that they are railing against the life of the common man, the average, or the normal people. They do this by dressing exactly the same, wearing the same color, growing their hair long, and doing whatever they can to become indistinguishable from the next fan. This little contradiction never cross the heavy metal fan’s mind. Sadly, we here at OW love a number of heavy metal bands and have been to a number of heavy metal shows. Oddly enough we dressed in our typical jeans and a t-shirt where the most unique people at the show. One time I had to go straight from work which had me where a white polo. For those who don’t know white is the only color that can physically harm the heavy metal fan. Anyway I got a lot of bad looks at that show.

7. Pokemon Fans

Anyone worth their salt knows that these games were just one gigantic marketing campaign aimed at loosening the wallets of parents with young kids. We here at OW love Nintendo, but these ‘games’ are so stupid even we can’t support them. Each game is exactly the same and named after a different color, mineral, or gem. What’s worse is that the kids who loved Pokemon when they were young have now grown up and the brainwashing hasn’t worn off with time. They still swear up and down that these games are the greatest things ever and some even dare to refer to them as RPG’s. None of them have the ability to see that somewhere in Japan a marketing team came up with the most brilliant sales pitch ever. “Gotta catch em’ all.” And believe me they did. The caught all the games, all the action figures, all the playing cards, the t-shirts, the shoes, and just about anything else they could get their grubby, brainwashed hands on. None of them realize that each game is the exact same thing, that the cartoons, action figures, stuffed animals, and playing card game were all released at the same time. None of them realize that the simple catch phrases, bright colors, repetitive plot lines, and simple stories where only aimed at furthering their addiction. Nope they are all so stupid, so brainwashed, and so young they can’t see beyond the perfectly aimed marketing that they still, to this day think that pokemon was just a good game.

6. Dave Matthews Fans

Have you ever been to a Frat party? How do you feel about Birkenstocks? Backwards hats with curved brims? Greek letters? Chugging terrible beer? Keg stands? If the answer to each of these questions is resoundingly positive, then you may be fan of the Dave Matthews Band. What is more interesting is that DMB is actually a talented band, with a world renowned drummer, bassist, and saxophone player. Oh they also have this gigantic dude that plays violin. I don’t know if he is any good, and I don’t want to be the guy who tells him otherwise. In any case we here at OW generally like this band but boy do we hate the fans. They are either insanely obsessed or drunks looking for a party. Or sometimes both. We have even heard of DMB fans who will only listen to DMB because they claim nothing else is even worth it. Further research has even shown that there is an on going feud between DMB fans and Blink 182 fans. Why is completely beyond us. Going to a DMB show is like watching every jock, frat boy, and sorority slut get so hammered they forget they were even at the show. But don’t worry they have pictures on facebook to prove they were there.

5. Star Wars Fans

Some people worship God, others Allah, and others the dark lord himself. Star Wars fans, on the other hand, worship only George Lucas and accept everything he does as infallible perfection. The only movie that Lucas hasn’t ruined is his first original creation American Graffiti. And believe me if he could find a market for greaser action figures, the stores would already be packed. No Star Wars was ruined with twice for us at OW, first with the stupid remakes that added all sorts of crazy computer graphics in the background, and secondly with the prequels. We here at OW haven’t been able to watch anything Star Wars since viewing those tragedies. Yet the average Star Wars fan doesn’t see anything wrong with anything George Lucas does, in fact, they lap it up. ‘Hey look, he added Boba Fett into the scene even though he doesn’t need to be there and it really doesn’t make sense that he is there.’ Not only do Star Wars fans love these terrible creations, they will also buy anything with the Star Wars logo on it. This includes; action figures, t-shirts, cups, costumes, shoes, curtains, underwear, soda cans, comic books, novels, pens, shoe laces, posters, fire places, pillows, dehumidifiers, carpets, coffee tables, no I’m not just naming things I see in my living room, and the list goes on and on and on and on. The worst thing about Star Wars fans is that they are the ones that ruined the thing they claim to love. Because they never held Lucas up to any type of scrutiny he has been able to roam free doing anything he wants ruining people’s childhoods and making money hand over fist while he does it. Star Wars fans are the mindless sycophants of the science fiction world and they have ruined the creation that they hold so dear.

4. Hulk Fans

In the world of comic books, there is no one more annoying fan than the Hulk fanboy. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with Hulk. He’s a great character within his somewhat narrow boundaries, and when written properly he serves as a brilliant bridge into explorations of how the mind works and how we determine our basic humanity. The problem is the fans who want to make Hulk into something he’s not. No, he couldn’t really beat Superman, and that isn’t a bad thing. He has so much more going for him than the Man of Steel as a character, though. Unfortunately his full potential is never realized, as most writers use him as a big monster, going on mindless rampages until the real heroes take him down. This is the reason most Hulk fans are about as dumb as he is. The worst Hulk writing tries to bring him down to that level: just a big angry strong brick, with no complexity or torment, basically just a walking power set ready to smash anything in his way. Hulk fans believe he can defeat anyone if he gets angry enough, I have even seen a thread on a forum where someone actually posted that the Hulk can return from being erased from reality by punching back into reality. I recall another Hulk fans even saying that the Hulk could defeat Galactus if he gets angry enough! It is the biased stupidity of Hulk fans that I hate. Its really the fact that both the Hulk and the Hulk’s fans think he’s unbeatable even though that is clearly not the case. I don’t even mind delusional people as long as they aren’t trying to cram their delusions down my throat, and Hulk fans are notorious for this.

3. WoW Fans

I’m really not sure what I could say about World of Warcraft fans that South Park hasn’t already. They love this game as much as… say a crack head would love crack. They live, eat, and breath this game, and then inside the game they live eat and breath. In the real world the are generally disgusting slobs, far from the actors portraying them in the commercials. Are we to truly believe that playing World of Warcraft will make us as cool as William Shatner or that Shatner, with a very busy acting schedule would have time to play this game. When you hear about someone who started playing this game the inevitable reaction is “Oh, that sucks” as the realization sets in that you will never see that person again. When you hear of someone quitting the inevitable reactions is “Really! I’m glad to hear he’s getting his life back in order.” At a recent staff meeting, after the customary feats of strength and tale telling, we decided that OW is going to open the first ever WoW rehabilitation center. All of the chairs will be extra big, the couches will have extra springs, and there will be no junk food, no TV, and certainly no internet access. We’ve decided that we can cure you in about six weeks at the nominal fee of $1000/week plus the cost of food. We may like to make fun of these people but were also happy to fix them…for a fee.

2. Phish Fans

What’s the difference between a DMB fan and a Phish fan? Drug use. Your average DMB fan drinks a lot of beer, smokes some weed, and depending on how rich and white they are, do a little coke. Your average Phish fan is on everything from LSD to Heroin almost all the time. Where the DMB fan wears clean pressed button up shirts, the Phish fan might change cloths once or twice a year and generally walks around smelling like patchouli oil. Which, by the way, barely covers up the constant weed smell, since they smoke pot like cigarettes. Much like the DMB fan they are obsessed with all things Phish. OW has even heard stories about fans doing Heroin because lead singer Trey Anastasio was doing it. The difference being they were dirt poor, couldn’t afford it, and generally don’t have jobs. Much like the DMB fan, we here at OW enjoy most of Phish’s albums but, once again, there fans are terrible people who try to pretend it’s still the seventies. If it wasn’t for this band the tie dye industry would have disappeared years ago. Yet despite OW’s best efforts people still buy these terrible t-shirts.

1. Sega Fans

Sega fans can be summed up in one simple word: delusional. Let’s look at the facts; Sega has only had one successful system, it’s most famous character is an obvious copy of Mario, and has gone out of business at least once. They were so bad at making video games systems they had to quit. Despite this Sega fans still think that this is a good company. They still think that Sega is better than any other system. This obviously makes no sense, since, at the time there are no Sega systems. They failed. In order to save the company from complete destruction they had to start making games for their arch-enemy Nintendo. Sega has been reduced to a mere video game production company. Still the average Sega fans worship the failed company. This is equivalent to supporting the failed the candidate, following the loser of the war, or living in the burned out house. None of this makes sense. The average Sega fan however refuses to recognize that they worship a fallen hero. We here at OW have made it our mission to save these people from their own stupidity however, to date, we haven’t been able to recover any of them. This may because they are just too far gone, their minds warped, there bodies weak and frail, and their sanity completely lost. Still we refuse to give up. Eventually they will realize that even their own leader doesn’t own a Sega system and the halls of Sega fan HQ are hollowed. Eventually the light that is OW will bring these lost souls home where they can find whatever gaming system they so choose, as long as it’s still in business.

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#1 LOL says:
March 16th, 2010 at 10:59 am

Ha, I think Magneto is more powerful also, Apocalypse easily manhandle a ENRAGED Hulk. Or let’s not forget Onslaught, and he always stalemated with Juggernaut.

#2 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 11:11 am

I didn’t say that were ALL the characters short of Skyfather who are more powerful than Hulk. I just named a bunch of characters and mentioned I could continue.

There’s other characters I didn’t mention who also seem to be more powerful, like Invincible and Jack Of Hearts, but since they’re both half alien, I wasn’t sure if I should’ve named them or not.

#3 LOL says:
March 16th, 2010 at 11:22 am

I wasn’t questioning, I was just adding my 2 cent in, that’s all

#4 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

So many characters are questionably to unquestionably more powerful than Hulk, that I don’t see where the fuck Hulk fanboys think he’s the most powerful ever beyond their pure and utter stupidity and sheer ignorance.

But like the saying goes, “Ignorance is bliss” so the Hulk fanboys have to be in Heaven.

#5 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:13 am

It’s been how many days and the idiots still have yet to whine and bitch and cry and make moronic arguments that Hulk’s the greatest ever?

Damn, did those cowardly pussy bitches die or what?

#6 Colby says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:54 am

Jeez, Pokémon hate. And the pic’s of a girl, a world record holding Pikachu collector. Pokémon is a decent RPG. The social currency and all of the Mudkipz liekin’ just makes it better.

#7 Colby says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:58 am

AND I JEST LUV THE BRIGHT COLOURS!

#8 Crazy Eddie says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

LOL is right. Magento would win. In fact I think Magneto is the most powerful hero/villain ever. Everything has Iron in it. He could make Thor’s hammer beat the shit out of him, or mess with the magnetic waves in Superman’s brain to drive him insane.

#9 BERSERKR says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:24 am

Looks like i didnt miss much this weekend, and it seems that almost all the Hulk Fanboys/Pokemon lovers ect.. always leave the site eventually and never comeback.

But just in case Omni does come back, here is the totality of the fight between Rulk and Galactus.

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp22/VikingrBerserkr/Hulk12016.jpg

#10 BERSERKR says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:25 am

And…

http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp22/VikingrBerserkr/Hulk12017-1.jpg

#11 President Steve says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:27 am

@Berzerkr:

You should check out the top 10 superheroes list. That’s where all the arguments have been lately…

#12 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:46 am

um Crazy Eddie, where do you get Magneto’s the most powerful villain ever? Even if you mean Earth-based, that’s still not right.

But going on villains in general more powerful than Magneto, you’ve got Terrax, Morg, Thanos, Mangog, Loki, The Void, Destroyer, Gladiator(a villain depending on who’s got the Shi’Ar Throne), the Great Beasts, almost any Elder Of The Universe who’s played the villain role, Seth, Exodus, and more. And that’s just Marvel.

In DC you’ve got Malefic, white Martians(70 of them), almost any evil Green Lantern counter-part(maybe not Effigy, but there’s a good chance Effigy too), Darkseid, Despro, Cyborg-Superman, current Mongul II(since he’s a Sinestro Corps. member now, so near Superman-level strength and Green Lantern-level energy manipulation), Superboy Prime, Doomsday, ect.

And you don’t even know about Mjolnir, do you? It’s not made of metal, uru is a type of rock in Asguard. Magneto’s not taking Mjolnir and beating the shit out of him with it. Not to mention Thor too can manipulate magnetic energy, and has used this against Magneto before.

And what exactly makes you think Magneto’s going to mess with the brainwaves of someone as durable as Superman? Not to mention if he kicks-in the speed, he’s a lot faster than Magneto can think.

#13 LOL says:
March 16th, 2010 at 2:03 am

Delta you are right, easily defeated Magneto, he made Magneto a magnet and he was stuck on Mjolnir, powerless!!

#14 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 2:10 am

Hey Crazy Eddie, here’s a few more villains that are at least arguably more powerful than Magneto, if not more powerful for sure.

Marvel:
The Presence, Baron Mordo, Immortus, Kang, Mephisto, Dormmamu, Set, Llan, Satan, Stannish, Terminus, Hyperstorm, High Evolutionary, Count Abyss, Molecule Man, Man-Beast, Magus, Goddess, Korvac, Malestorm.

DC: Non, General Zod, the Imperiex Probes, Bizarro, Doctor Light, Mordru, Black Adam(he was a villain for most of his appearances), Circe, Power Ring, Ultraman, Genocide, Hades, Ares, Gog, Maxima(she’s better known as a villain, I think, even though her last few years and death were as a hero).

So, Magneto’s not the most powerful villain ever.

#15 BERSERKR says:
March 16th, 2010 at 8:07 am

@President Steve.

I guess i should:P

Delta you forgot Surtur:P

#16 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

I guess I did BERSERKR. Too many villains more powerful than Magneto to name easily!!

#17 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Well, I’m wondering if Horace and Buikus died. Maybe they had a pact that if they didn’t get laid by age 14, they’d both commit suicide. And idiots that big of course are eternal virgins.

Of course if they’re still alive, they’ll claim they destroyed me, ignore all the times they made fools of themselves, and claim they’re right even though they sucked more than Jenna Jameson.

#18 BouncyTH says:
March 16th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Umm… Where’s Nintendo Fanboys in here (and before you say anything I like both Sega and Nintendo.)

#19 Avi says:
March 16th, 2010 at 9:46 pm

I think if any console fanboy is on my list it would be the Xbot.

#20 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Damn, those idiots STILL haven’t come back. Was amusing to crush their arguments and point-out how stupid they are.

Maybe they’ll return when the Thor VS Hulk article comes-up. And hopefully there’ll be a Superman VS Hulk article to destroy them, too.

#21 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 8:45 am

Wonder if Horace and Buikus are ever going to return. This article got quite boring and dead after they left. It was fun to rip their arguments to shreds and point and laugh at their ignorance, idiocy and fanboyism.

Plus I still want an answer to why they try using real-world physics just because Superman’s got a couple feats that far out-weigh anything Hulk’s done, yet have no problem with Bruce Banner being turned into the Hulk from a nuclear explosion instead of being scattered to atoms. Or the fact that gamma radiation wouldn’t be green, since it’s far above the visible spectrum and violet is the closest to it. So Hulk should really be more like a purple color.

#22 avi says:
March 16th, 2010 at 3:54 am

I will now agree with you that hulk fans are worse than Mac.

and something tells me delta agreeds that firestorm would beat hulk.

#23 bryan says:
March 16th, 2010 at 10:22 am

tried wow and it sucks

#24 Blaze says:
March 16th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

You have a stupid #1. Sega only failed at Mario. They had no choice but to get a new mascott(Honestly who would want a fat plumber looking guy to be your mascott). And Sega’s games sky rocketed after Sonic’s first debeut. It was a HUGE hit!
Instead you should have said Mario Fans.

#25 George says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Face it, In 1995/1998 pokemon was a huge hit and every kid wanted a gbc or pokemon pak. Most haters either have failed at the game, lost their data or havnt played a game yet.
Its funny enough seeing you whoring on oasis and nintendo and bashing sega for no reason, but you cant just say that about other people because they like other stuff.

#26 avi says:
March 16th, 2010 at 8:00 pm

wait, george… i thought one of the reasons you come here was that you hate sega? by the way, pokemon is awesome.

#27 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

Well, it is nice to know I absolutely ass-raped Horace and Buikus to the point that they ran away like the little pussies they are, to go lick their wounds and lube-up with their green-colored KY to stroke their Hulk hard-ons.

Maybe they’ll again argue that Superman didn’t really lift infinite weight because of real-world physics and ignore the fact that the character those idiots are fanboys of became Hulk because he’s a normal human that survived a nuclear explosion.

#28 Macho Man says:
March 16th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

This list was epic!

#29 Iron Maiden says:
March 16th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Da Hulk rulez. This site sux. Fuck you bitches.

#30 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

Thank you for showing the stereotype of the Hulk fanboy being as “intelligent” as Savage Hulk is incorrect, Iron Maiden. You’ve shown the average Hulk fanboy makes Savage Hulk look like Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawknings combined.

#31 Sketch says:
March 16th, 2010 at 1:56 am

This site’s Sega bashing is ridiculous. Why so much hatred? Taking Sega out of gaming history really would make it a much duller and unimaginative place.

#32 oNIXo says:
March 16th, 2010 at 5:50 pm

@ above

Taking SEGA out of gaming history would make it much duller and unimaginative, but taking them out now wouldn’t be such a bad thing. They haven’t made a game I would like to play for a long time, VF5. They whored out Sonic and they no longer have any type of creative bone in their collective body. It boggles my mind to think that they sill survive on Sonic: Unleashed. Oooohh Sonic Genisis (sp?) Collection was really fun, but it was a rehash of old Genisis games.

#33 Delta says:
March 16th, 2010 at 11:15 am

oNIXo…..

SONIC GENESIS COLLECTION was a rehash of old Genesis games? REALLY? Wow, why in the world would a company put a bunch of old games in a compilation? HOW DARE THEY!!!!!

On another note, I thought I’d reiterate how Hulk fanboys are inanely retarded and quite amusing to watch them actually argue their overrated Hulk is the most powerful ever.

#34 Emily says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Well hello there angry little mongrels!!! I have recently returned from a Phish music festival in California and have to say that your “review” of Phish fans is a bit extreme and dramatically uncalled for! Yes, the average Phish fan likes to indulge in herbal supplements quite often and they wear bright colors and smile a lot. WOW! Isn’t that AWFUL!?!!?! Heroin?!!!? Come on now… I have to say, there was no shooting up behind the beer vendors that I noticed! I also find it quite amusing that all of us Phish fans are “dirt poor and generally don’t have jobs”. I find this quite inaccurate considering the tickets were $200 a piece and there were over 30,000 people there! I, for example have a full-time job, as well as my husband who accompanied me and 4 children at home! Don’t be so quick to judge people! I WOULD RATHER BE BEHIND A POT HEAD THAN A DRUNK ANY DAY IN TRAFFIC!

Keep on keepin on Trey!!!

#35 Keepinitreal says:
March 16th, 2010 at 6:38 pm

The poster above is so right the image people portray of phish fans is tottally off i just went to my first phish show in detroit and the fans where so niiccce!! i had car problems and i was scared for my life (im a country boy and detroit scares me!) and people i didnt even went waayyy out of there way to help me at the show! and nobody was doing heroin… gesh you get thousands of people together and you will find their is a jerk or two in every crowd but these people where super nice..

#36 alberto says:
March 16th, 2010 at 5:34 pm

BTW

I saw no one saying saying anything about the feats of slowing the weight of eternity with the help of WW and GL & Wrestling earth from the Sun’s gravity and Starbreakesrs pull with GL.

Two impresive feats showing Superman against a lot of weight

#37 CaptainAustralia says:
March 16th, 2010 at 5:08 am

Not much to say on this one that hasn’t already been said.

Sega rules. You guys don’t.

Period.

#38 lolrabbit says:
March 16th, 2010 at 4:34 am

The majority of pokemon fans are kids, and when I was a kid, I wasnt brainwashed at all, nor my friends. I’d only play for like 2 hours every 2 days. Yes, the newer games are exact copies of generation 2&1 with graphic enhancements and new monsters to catch with your balls, and yes, it IS failing as a franchise. (Diamond and Pearl sucked!) but hell, the older games you probably played, got addicted like heroin and since it was so addicting, you spent hours and you probably missed something important like your own birthday. Trust me, every kid probably has played or wanted to play pokemon.

#39 Hanz says:
March 16th, 2010 at 11:27 pm

This list was awesome!

#40 Xi Felix says:
March 16th, 2010 at 12:50 am

My god…..Hulk fans….(the ones who are unrelenting in their belief Hulk is beyond defeat due to some sort of unproven formula of infinite strength X infinite anger = HULK IS UNSTOPPABLE), are just the worst……

#41 Xi Felix says:
March 16th, 2010 at 12:59 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRTVeM_wDe0

(Read the comments left by Pea5 * think is his name*, classic example of the bone-headed Hulk fan).

#42 Alberto says:
March 16th, 2010 at 3:07 am

Ok, I have been reading the comments and I want to contribute

First

Hulk vs Doomsday

Doomsday does not have internal organs, he does not need to breath, sleep, eat or poop

He is only bones and “muscle” a type of muscle that regenerates as fast as Wolwerine.

He is STRONGER than Superman, but Superman has been able to stop his punches with one hand, but this is really painful for Superman.

Superman has only hit 2 beings with all he’s got, one was a kid, when Superman was 10 years old, before He develop his powers, The other one was Doomsday, However Superman punched Doomsday with everything but Superman have already depleted most of his energy.

Both of them have been able to break each others bones

Doomsday has adaptive evolution which He can apply on the go and has poison in his bones

I seriouly doubt that Hulk will be able to defeat Doomsday, specially since last time Doomsday was defeated, he was beateb to death by a dozen of Kryptonians and seriously, I don’t see Hulk being able to fight a dozen of kryptonians.
Superman has been able to fight against 3 kryptonians at the same time.

Doomsday has so many abilities besides brute strength and I don’t think Hulk will be able to keep up.

#43 Xi Felix says:
March 16th, 2010 at 3:15 am

Also, Alberto, Doomsday has already been defeated via physical means(so unless Hulk can give him some sort of radiation poisoning, he cannot beat him).

#44 Mike says:
March 16th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Honestly I’d change WoW fans with Sega fans and replace #2 with Halo fans. There never seems to be any end to WoW, at least some people realize Sega is royally eff’d.

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