• Top 10 Worst Fanboys

  

  Written by Sage 1,557 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 5, 2009

  We here at OW like a lot of things. We also dislike a lot of things. In some cases the things we like and the things we don’t like overlap. For example we like the Dave Matthews Band but we dislike the average Dave Matthews fan. This could be pictured as a Venn diagram. Venn diagrams will be used a lot in this list so please take time to review the general concept. Another example is Pokemon, we hate Pokemon but enjoy a good Nintendo game. Once again a Venn diagram would very neatly describe this. In another unrelated matter, we here at OW, in our last list, mentioned that we wanted to sell out. However we haven’t received any offers that will prevent us from having to wake up and go to our jobs in the morning. So let’s step it up people! Also while I’m on it, we haven’t received any applications to join our religion that we’ve started. So again let’s step it up people! Finally the first person to send us a set of Venn diagrams describing this list wins a free OW t-shirt. So break out the pen and compass, some crayons, and your third grade math book and get to work.

  10. Mac Fans

  Macintosh computers are the popular kids of the computing industry. They are shiny, pretty, never get sick, and all generally look the same. For those with the money and with little computing ability they are great computers. The average Mac fan on the other hand is quite the opposite. They are the arm chair liberals, dirty stinking hippies, you know the type. The white kid with dreads, the hippie girl with a trust fund, your average coffee shop customer who loves to type in public over the latest latte flavor. These people are so annoying and only bought their computer because it fits into their pre-determined self image. When asked why they love to recite the TV commercials; “Oh they are so intuitive” or the ever popular “They never get viruses.” There are plenty of reasons to use a Macintosh; the proprietary hardware and software guarantees, better integration between the two, faster graphic computing ability, and simple one version OS to name a few. But that’s not why these annoying people buy them, they just love their pretty little shiny thing and love to tell people about their self righteous purchase.

  9. Star Trek Fans

  Star Trek is a great show, it has good plot lines based on intelligent problem solving, and it also has terrible fans. They are the bullies of the nerd world. They have their own conventions, their own languages, and they don’t like anybody else liking the thing that they love. In fact when the show Babylon 5 came out Star Trek fans were so incensed that someone would create another science fiction series that they began to attack the creator of the series. In one such event a virus was sent to him disguised as his a drawing from his toddler son. The virus destroyed his hard drive and left behind a Easter Egg claiming “Star Trek Rules”.  When Next Generation came out fans were also angered that someone other than Kirk was allowed to command the Enterprise. Star Trek fans live behind this ‘how dare you’ attitude that prevents anyone from doing anything that changes the status quo of the Star Trek universe. If they had it their way the only series ever would have been the original one, the only captain ever would have been Kirk, and nobody who doesn’t already speak Klingon would be allowed to watch the show. In fact most of the show would be in Klingon. Once again the fans of the show ruin the show. The only revenge us normals have on them is the new movie which was geniusly directed by JJ Abrams. I almost jumped out of my seat when watching Vulcan explode. No revenge could be sweater on the obsessive Star Trek fan then making the thing that they love a popular summer block buster. I mean who would have ever expected that Spock and Uhura would have a secret romance brewing. Yes the Star Trek fan is a terrible person but now that Star Trek is hip and Vulcan is destroyed perhaps their days will be numbered.

  8. Heavy Metal Fans

  Heavy metal fans are a lot like hardcore gamers. In fact if you drew a Venn diagram of hardcore gamers and heavy metal fans they would intersect quite a bit. Where some people drowned their sorrows in their parent’s basement by playing video games, some go out to heavy metal shows, dressed in the stereotypical all black, and mosh or headbang. When you think about moshing, its just a bunch of guys rubbing on each other, which, if you think about it, is kind of gay. Just like the hardcore gamer there are very few girls at these events, as most girls don’t like heavy metal. This further frustrates the heavy metal fan and leads to further violence amongst them. The heavy metal fan also likes to claim that they are railing against the life of the common man, the average, or the normal people. They do this by dressing exactly the same, wearing the same color, growing their hair long, and doing whatever they can to become indistinguishable from the next fan. This little contradiction never cross the heavy metal fan’s mind. Sadly, we here at OW love a number of heavy metal bands and have been to a number of heavy metal shows. Oddly enough we dressed in our typical jeans and a t-shirt where the most unique people at the show. One time I had to go straight from work which had me where a white polo. For those who don’t know white is the only color that can physically harm the heavy metal fan. Anyway I got a lot of bad looks at that show.

  7. Pokemon Fans

  Anyone worth their salt knows that these games were just one gigantic marketing campaign aimed at loosening the wallets of parents with young kids. We here at OW love Nintendo, but these ‘games’ are so stupid even we can’t support them. Each game is exactly the same and named after a different color, mineral, or gem. What’s worse is that the kids who loved Pokemon when they were young have now grown up and the brainwashing hasn’t worn off with time. They still swear up and down that these games are the greatest things ever and some even dare to refer to them as RPG’s. None of them have the ability to see that somewhere in Japan a marketing team came up with the most brilliant sales pitch ever. “Gotta catch em’ all.” And believe me they did. The caught all the games, all the action figures, all the playing cards, the t-shirts, the shoes, and just about anything else they could get their grubby, brainwashed hands on. None of them realize that each game is the exact same thing, that the cartoons, action figures, stuffed animals, and playing card game were all released at the same time. None of them realize that the simple catch phrases, bright colors, repetitive plot lines, and simple stories where only aimed at furthering their addiction. Nope they are all so stupid, so brainwashed, and so young they can’t see beyond the perfectly aimed marketing that they still, to this day think that pokemon was just a good game.

  6. Dave Matthews Fans

  Have you ever been to a Frat party? How do you feel about Birkenstocks? Backwards hats with curved brims? Greek letters? Chugging terrible beer? Keg stands? If the answer to each of these questions is resoundingly positive, then you may be  fan of the Dave Matthews Band. What is more interesting is that DMB is actually a talented band, with a  world renowned drummer, bassist, and saxophone player. Oh they also have this gigantic dude that plays violin. I don’t know if he is any good, and I don’t want to be the guy who tells him otherwise. In any case we here at OW generally like this band but boy do we hate the fans. They are either insanely obsessed or drunks looking for a party. Or sometimes both. We have even heard of DMB fans who will only listen to DMB because they claim nothing else is even worth it. Further research has even shown that there is an on going feud between DMB fans and Blink 182 fans. Why is completely beyond us. Going to a DMB show is like watching every jock, frat boy, and sorority slut get so hammered they forget they were even at the show. But don’t worry they have pictures on facebook to prove they were there.

  5. Star Wars Fans

  Some people worship God, others Allah, and others the dark lord himself. Star Wars fans, on the other hand, worship only George Lucas and accept everything he does as infallible perfection. The only movie that Lucas hasn’t ruined is his first original creation American Graffiti. And believe me if he could find a market for greaser action figures, the stores would already be packed. No Star Wars was ruined with twice for us at OW, first with the stupid remakes that added all sorts of crazy computer graphics in the background, and secondly with the prequels. We here at OW haven’t been able to watch anything Star Wars since viewing those tragedies. Yet the average Star Wars fan doesn’t see anything wrong with anything George Lucas does, in fact, they lap it up. ‘Hey look, he added Boba Fett into the scene even though he doesn’t need to be there and it really doesn’t make sense that he is there.’ Not only do Star Wars fans love these terrible creations, they will also buy anything with the Star Wars logo on it.  This includes; action figures, t-shirts, cups, costumes, shoes, curtains, underwear, soda cans, comic books, novels, pens, shoe laces, posters, fire places, pillows, dehumidifiers, carpets, coffee tables, no I’m not just naming things I see in my living room, and the list goes on and on and on and on. The worst thing about Star Wars fans is that they are the ones that ruined the thing they claim to love. Because they never held Lucas up to any type of scrutiny he has been able to roam free doing anything he wants ruining people’s childhoods and making money hand over fist while he does it. Star Wars fans are the mindless sycophants of the science fiction world and they have ruined the creation that they hold so dear.

  4. Hulk Fans

  In the world of comic books, there is no one more annoying fan than the Hulk fanboy.  Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with Hulk.  He’s a great character within his somewhat narrow boundaries, and when written properly he serves as a brilliant bridge into explorations of how the mind works and how we determine our basic humanity.  The problem is the fans who want to make Hulk into something he’s not.  No, he couldn’t really beat Superman, and that isn’t a bad thing.  He has so much more going for him than the Man of Steel as a character, though.   Unfortunately his full potential is never realized, as most writers use him as a big monster, going on mindless rampages until the real heroes take him down.   This is the reason most Hulk fans are about as dumb as he is.  The worst Hulk writing tries to bring him down to that level: just a big angry strong brick, with no complexity or torment, basically just a walking power set ready to smash anything in his way.   Hulk fans believe he can defeat anyone if he gets angry enough, I have even seen a thread on a forum where someone actually posted that the Hulk can return from being erased from reality by punching back into reality. I recall another Hulk fans even saying that the Hulk could defeat Galactus if he gets angry enough!  It is the biased stupidity of Hulk fans that I hate.  Its really the fact that both the Hulk and the Hulk’s fans think he’s unbeatable even though that is clearly not the case.  I don’t even mind delusional people as long as they aren’t trying to cram their delusions down my throat, and Hulk fans are notorious for this.

  3. WoW Fans

  I’m really not sure what I could say about World of Warcraft fans that South Park hasn’t already. They love this game as much as… say a crack head would love crack. They live, eat, and breath this game, and then inside the game they live eat and breath. In the real world the are generally disgusting slobs, far from the actors portraying them in the commercials. Are we to truly believe that playing World of Warcraft will make us as cool as William Shatner or that Shatner, with a very busy acting schedule would have time to play this game. When you hear about someone who started playing this game the inevitable reaction is “Oh, that sucks” as the realization sets in that you will never see that person again. When you hear of someone quitting the inevitable reactions is “Really! I’m glad to hear he’s getting his life back in order.” At a recent staff meeting, after the customary feats of strength and tale telling, we decided that  OW is going to open the first ever WoW rehabilitation center. All of the chairs will be extra big, the couches will have extra springs, and there will be no junk food, no TV, and certainly no internet access. We’ve decided that we can cure you in about six weeks at the nominal fee of $1000/week plus the cost of food. We may like to make fun of these people but were also happy to fix them…for a fee.

  2. Phish Fans

  What’s the difference between a  DMB fan and a Phish fan? Drug use. Your average DMB fan drinks a lot of beer, smokes some weed, and depending on how rich and white they are, do a little coke. Your average Phish fan is on everything from LSD to Heroin almost all the time. Where the DMB fan wears clean pressed button up shirts, the Phish fan might change cloths once or twice a year and generally walks around smelling like patchouli oil. Which, by the way, barely covers up the constant weed smell, since they smoke pot like cigarettes. Much like the DMB fan they are obsessed with all things Phish. OW has even heard stories about fans doing Heroin because lead singer Trey Anastasio was doing it. The difference being they were dirt poor, couldn’t afford it, and generally don’t have jobs. Much like the DMB fan, we here at OW enjoy most of Phish’s albums but, once again, there fans are terrible people who try to pretend it’s still the seventies. If it wasn’t for this band the tie dye industry would have disappeared years ago. Yet despite OW’s best efforts people still buy these terrible t-shirts.

  1. Sega Fans

  Sega fans can be summed up in one simple word: delusional. Let’s look at the facts; Sega has only had one successful system, it’s most famous character is an obvious copy of Mario, and has gone out of business at least once. They were so bad at making video games systems they had to quit. Despite this Sega fans still think that this is a good company. They still think that Sega is better than any other system. This obviously makes no sense, since, at the time there are no Sega systems. They failed. In order to save the company from complete destruction they had to start making games for their arch-enemy Nintendo. Sega has been reduced to a mere video game production company. Still the average Sega fans worship the failed company. This is equivalent to supporting the failed the candidate, following the loser of the war, or living in the burned out house. None of this makes sense. The average Sega fan however refuses to recognize that they worship a fallen hero. We here at OW have made it our mission to save these people from their own stupidity however, to date, we haven’t been able to recover any of them. This may because they are just too far gone, their minds warped, there bodies weak and frail, and their sanity completely lost. Still we refuse to give up. Eventually they will realize that even their own leader doesn’t own a Sega system and the halls of Sega fan HQ are hollowed. Eventually the light that is OW will bring these lost souls home where they can find whatever gaming system they so choose, as long as it’s still in business.

1,557 Comments

1. #1 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:02 pm

   well technically 2nd.
2. #2 Delta says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

   I guess the second recommendation to you specifically.
3. #3 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:07 pm

   ok…
4. #4 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

   MORTAL KOMBAT VERSUS DC UNIVERSE was a good game, I think Midway should give the series to another company though like Capcom, Street Fighter 4 is awesome.
5. #5 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:12 pm

   I don’t know why, but when someone capitalizes the name of a game, it bugs me.
6. #6 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:13 pm

   Dont look at me i just copied and pasted it:P
7. #7 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

   I know but Delta does it every time.
8. #8 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

   Damn you Delta:P

   I was just reading a classic Thor issue, i love Thor’s lines at the top.

   http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp22/VikingrBerserkr/Thor_156-17.jpg

   P.s. Mangog would OWN Hulk
9. #9 Delta says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:29 am

   Well Avi, that’s what I do with the title of games, books, movies, comic titles, ect. So I can’t say anything else but deal with it. It just seems wrong, especially when I need to make sure people know I’m talking about a comic it’s self like GREEN LANTERN or THOR or SUPERMAN instead of the character.

   And yep BERSERKR, Mangog would own Hulk, unless there’s special rules to give Hulk a chance, or he’s at his Celestial/Galactus crushing levels…..which only exist in the wet dreams of his fanboys.
10. #10 Avi says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:34 am

    well, OK.
11. #11 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:15 am

    So, let’s establish what Horace and Buikus have done.

    Horace called me an idiot because I knew what a quintillion was, he didn’t, and he was too incompetent to look it up.

    They’ve said I’m full of shit/a bullshitter/liar because I happened to show a feat that wasn’t in continuity, even though Superman’s got more impressive feats in continuity.

    And this is despite the fact that they use HULK VS acting like it’s in continuity despite the fact they’ve been told numerous times other-wise, and they can’t prove it is. Horace also used the whole 150 billion tons mountain range thing and left-out the fact that the ENTIRE mountain RANGE was 150 billion tons, and Hulk barely managed to lift PART of ONE mountain even with a leverage ADVANTAGE. AND he tried to separate it like it was two separate feats. Yet neither is conceding that they’re wrong.

    They’re calling me an idiot for showing them a feat for Superman that trumps anything Hulk’s done, and they try to discount it by using real-world physics. Which is stupid since we’re talking comics. But then they don’t bring-up the fact that it’s impossible by real-world physics for a normal person to be turned into a mutated superhuman idiot like Hulk, instead of being scattered to atoms.

    Then Horace tries to make a big deal about Superman doesn’t have infinite strength because his power source is the sun, which isn’t infinite source of energy. Yet a far greater power source than what created Hulk.

    And I’m accused of being a fanboy when neither of them can concede that there’s MANY characters more powerful than Hulk that aren’t even Skyfather level.

    Then Horace tries to call me stupid because of a machine capable of producing the force equivalent to 200 quintillion tons, when it’s a machine in COMICS.

    So basically they continue to make total dipshit moron fools of themselves, and I might be giving their IQ too much credit to ONLY say they’re that stupid.
12. #12 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Wow, I was expecting to wake-up to Buikus and Horace making idiots of themselves by now. Maybe a little sense finally got knocked into them.

    I mean calling ME an idiot because Horace doesn’t know what a number is and isn’t competent enough to figure-out how to look it up? I’m an nimrod because a machine produces the equivalent of 200 quintillion tons of force when it’s shown that’s what’s happening, and it’s a FICTIONAL SCI-FI MACHINE FROM A COMIC? I’m a bullshitter and liar and twist everything because I happened to be wrong even though I admitted the error yet Horace twists that mountain range thing from SECRET WARS and the two of them use HULK VS and try to argue it’s cannon just because it makes Hulk look good? I’m a bullshitter, liar, twister of facts and an idiot because lifting infinite weight is scientifically impossible, yet they’re huge fans of a normal human who was turned into Hulk by a nuclear explosion instead of being disintegrated?

    I could go on and on. Hopefully I knocked a little sense into their feeble minds.
13. #13 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:52 am

    Damn maybe I did put Horace and Buikus in their places so badly, they actually realized it.
14. #14 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:14 am

    Wow, STILL Buikus and Horace have yet to respond!! If they do they’ll probably act like this never happened.
15. #15 Omni says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:10 am

    How is Hulk VS not in continuity? I don’t recall it being a “what if” or something like that. And yeah, Thor got his ass beat pretty bad. It was a sick video.

    But not only that, but I don’t believe Thor has ever really BEATEN the Hulk. Maybe he’s had a few HARD FOUGHT draws here and there, but to my knowledge Hulk is about 8-0 against Thor.

    Oh, and not knocking Thor or anything either. He’s a cool character, but he’s really no match for the Hulk. Did anyone read the Red Hulk series? There we see Hulk take down even the mighty Red Hulk (Who fought Galactus to a stand still and beat a WATCHER!!!!) That was sick shit. But nothing beats Hulk walking right into Asgard and whipping everyone’s ass at once.

    Any, another point is, (even if Hulk vs was a WHAT IF, which I HIGHLY HIGHLY DOUBT BTW….)I think it was established in the wonderfully written World War Hulk story arc that Hulk is the most powerful being in the Marvel universe, and easily tops anyone in DC (especially considering how he beat the old title-holder of the most powerful Marvel Character…the Sentry, who himself if probably a match for the entire Justice League at once, considering how depowered Superman and GL have been lately, with Superman losing even to Batman…LMFAO).

    HULK IS THE STRONGEST!!!!!!!!!!
16. #16 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 2:42 am

    Omni, my how you’re ignorant.

    HULK VS is a cartoon. Therefore it is not in continuity. How the FUCK could you think that a cartoon is going to be part of the comicbook continuity? There’s NOTHING that a single Hulk fanboy has said to prove or even support their argument other than just because Marvel made it, which doesn’t prove anything, and claiming Stan Lee made it, which they never proved when asked.

    Yes, Thor has beaten Hulk, at least four times. Hulk has actually only beaten Thor TWICE despite what the Hulk fanboys think. You’re wrong that Hulk has beaten Thor eight times, last I checked, his only wins against Thor were in the same comic, HULK 20001. And while this is only one example, does this look like Hulk winning or Thor getting a hard fought draw? http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd124/HulkFights/Vs%20Thor/Fight%201/3.jpg That’s Thor winning rather casually, in fact. Thor also won a fight with Hulk in Hel, made Hulk worthless with essentially a force-field as him and Odin completely ignored Hulk, and fought off Hulk AND Namor until the two retreated.

    And you didn’t read much of the Red Hulk thing, did you? Rulk beat Thor the first time, it seemed mostly due to the shock of Rulk picking-up Mjolnir, though Thor’s comment sure seemed to indicate that the death of his father made that possible, canceling out the enchantment. During their rematch, Thor was beating the absolute shit out of Rulk, and after A-Bomb tackled Thor and convinced Thor to let Hulk regain his pride, Rulk actually said Hulk might have saved Rulk’s life, and considering Rulk’s pride, that’s a massive indicator that Thor nearly killed Rulk.

    Rulk fought Galactus to a stand-still? Didn’t look like that at all to me. Looks like he got bitch-slapped rather casually by Galactus. And so what that Rulk KOed a Watcher? They’re powerful, but not all that battle savvy or capable. And of course Hulk walking into Asguard isn’t in continuity, stop using HULK VS like it’s cannon. It’s not, deal with it.

    WORLD WAR HULK was only wonderfully written for it’s target audience. Hulk fanboys who were in need of a wankfest. In all reality, it’s not really impressive, just Hulk beating a lot of characters and most of the time it’s not an impressive win at all. And Hulk did NOT beat Sentry, I’m sick of idiots saying this. Hulk stalemated Sentry until they both used up so much energy, they reverted into their normal human forms, then Bruce knocked-out Sentry. Sentry’s much more powerful than Hulk, anyways.

    And I have to laugh at you being an idiot to say Hulk especially tops anybody in DC. DC in general is more powerful than Marvel. Tons and tons and tons of characters in DC are more powerful than Hulk, including Martian Manhunter, Orion, Captain Marvel, Superman, Wonder Woman, Captain Atom, Flash, Green Lantern, Maxima, Doomsday, Darkseid, Doctor Fate, Cyborg-Superman, Eradicator, Etrigan, Power Girl, Firestorm, and more. Hulk is perhaps the most overrated character, even more overrated than Wolverine.

    And I’m still waiting for someone to give me an example of Batman beating Superman that wasn’t in an ELSEWORLDS or DARK KNIGHT RETURNS(which might as well start having the TPBs published with the ELSEWORLDS label). DARK KNIGHT RETURNS is not in continuity, SUPERMAN: RED SON is not in continuity. And RED SON is the only actual example of Batman beating Superman, as if anybody actually pays attention, Batman doesn’t even beat Superman in DARK KNIGHT RETURNS.

    And I dunno what you’re smoking to think Hulk would beat the JLA just because you think he beat Sentry(which he didn’t) and Sentry allegedly would be a match for the JLA. Even the relatively weak current JLA would be tough for Sentry to beat at best for Sentry. Let alone a more powerful line-up.

    And actually, seems like Superman’s the strongest, not Hulk. Despite what all the Hulk fanboys keep saying, Superman’s actually got the more impressive strength feats. He can match or surpass anything the Hulk fanboys make a big deal out of at this point, and Hulk has nothing to match Superman’s most impressive strength feats. But what really is funny is the Hulk fanboys keep making a big deal out of Superman never faced Hulk at his most powerful, which they claim is during WORLD WAR HULK. When in reality, not only does Superman have many MANY feats that are much more impressive than anything Hulk did in WORLD WAR HULK, but the same applies to Hulk not having faced Superman at his most powerful. There’s like four versions of the Earth-1 Superman that’re more powerful than the current, OWAW Sun-Dipped Superman, Pre-CRISIS Superman, Herald Superman and Superman Prime.

    So, the current Superman at not even most powerful trumps anything Hulk did during WORLD WAR HULK, in STRENGTH ALONE, which they claim is Hulk at his most powerful, and there’s four versions of Superman that’re more powerful than the current Superman Hulk fanboys think would get destroyed by World War Hulk. And that’s not including the fact that Superman surpasses Hulk on durability, his speed, his heat vision, his senses, or his various other more miscellaneous abilities. And the fact that Superman is a far better and more intelligent fighter and tactician.

    So Superman has almost every advantage and Hulk just barely has the strength advantage, at THE BEST for Hulk. But really, even if Hulk can get stronger than Superman, it’ll be barely an advantage, and the fact of the matter is Superman’s far stronger than a baseline Hulk, so it’d be rather easy for him to own Hulk before he could get strong enough to become a threat.
17. #17 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:51 am

    LOL, LOL, Delta you funny! You say Hulk fanboys think that he’s at a Celestial or Galactus level?!

    Hulk has actually lost fights to people that would be consider weaker, he once got impaled by Deadpool, and I think he’s never beaten Spiderman
18. #18 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:56 am

    Ok, ok, ok, Delta who you think is the most powerful Human or superhero that not a alien or god but is a human or mutant? Most would say Hulk or Magneto? Some might say BlackBolt if you consider a Inhuman
19. #19 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 4:17 am

    I’m not sure if Hulk’s beaten Spider-Man or not, but Spider-Man does have more wins, at least three, over Hulk. Two of them have special circumstances and one was simply bad writing, but it’s still funny to point-out to the Hulk fanboys. But being impaled by Deadpool is only bad if Deadpool used a normal sword, so what happened there?

    And I’m not kidding about Hulk fanboys thinking Hulk is at Galactus/Celestial level. Buikus said nobody below the Celestial level is more powerful than Hulk, and that’s only if Hulk isn’t REALLY mad. Willie said Hulk would destroy a well-fed Galactus. Guy on Top 10 Most Powerful Superheroes said Odin isn’t half as powerful as World War Hulk. And while Odin is a good deal below a Celestial, he’s far closer than Hulk.

    Here’s some characters that aren’t aliens or gods that’re more powerful than Hulk. Captain Atom, Captain Comet, X-Man, Jean Grey/Phoenix(even when only possessing part of the Phoenix Force or even when she’s not even possessing any of it), Major Force, any human Green Lantern(Alan Scott, Guy Gardner, Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, and I believe Jade also had been a Green Lantern, so totaling six), Doctor Fate, Doctor Strange, Zatanna, Firestorm(all three of them), Doctor Light(both of them), Flash, The Ray, probably Animal Man, I think I’ll rate Metamorpho as more powerful, I’d say Triumph, the second Amazing Man, Jason Blood, Coldcast, Geo-Force, Photon/Pulsar/Captain Marvel, Gilgamesh, Quasar, Sersi, Black Bolt, Invisible Woman, Moondragon, Sentry, I could go on. And here’s a few that might or might not fit the requirements, Hourman III(technically human), Resurrection Man(not sure if I’d place him over Hulk or not save the One Million version), Captain Marvel and Black Adam(not sure if they’d qualify or not, they’re powered by gods, but aren’t gods).

    So there’s plenty of characters who aren’t aliens or gods who’re more powerful than Hulk.
20. #20 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Well I guess Buikus and Horace learned their lesson. Of course the stupidity of a Hulk fanboy will once again take-over and they’ll return at some point and claim they destroyed me with their arguments. When they rarely even argue, just say they’re right, I’m wrong, Hulk is strongest one there is, and nobody but a Celestial is more powerful than a calm Hulk, and once Hulk stubs his toe, he beats the shit out of Eternity, Infinity, Living Tribunal, a well-fed Galactus, Thanos wielding the Infinity Gauntlet and Nemesis(the Entity who committed suicide from loneliness and her death actually created the Infinity Gems) all at the same time.
21. #21 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Ha, I think Magneto is more powerful also, Apocalypse easily manhandle a ENRAGED Hulk. Or let’s not forget Onslaught, and he always stalemated with Juggernaut.
22. #22 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I didn’t say that were ALL the characters short of Skyfather who are more powerful than Hulk. I just named a bunch of characters and mentioned I could continue.

    There’s other characters I didn’t mention who also seem to be more powerful, like Invincible and Jack Of Hearts, but since they’re both half alien, I wasn’t sure if I should’ve named them or not.
23. #23 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    I wasn’t questioning, I was just adding my 2 cent in, that’s all
24. #24 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    So many characters are questionably to unquestionably more powerful than Hulk, that I don’t see where the fuck Hulk fanboys think he’s the most powerful ever beyond their pure and utter stupidity and sheer ignorance.

    But like the saying goes, “Ignorance is bliss” so the Hulk fanboys have to be in Heaven.
25. #25 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:13 am

    It’s been how many days and the idiots still have yet to whine and bitch and cry and make moronic arguments that Hulk’s the greatest ever?

    Damn, did those cowardly pussy bitches die or what?
26. #26 Colby says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:54 am

    Jeez, Pokémon hate. And the pic’s of a girl, a world record holding Pikachu collector. Pokémon is a decent RPG. The social currency and all of the Mudkipz liekin’ just makes it better.
27. #27 Colby says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:58 am

    AND I JEST LUV THE BRIGHT COLOURS!
28. #28 Crazy Eddie says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    LOL is right. Magento would win. In fact I think Magneto is the most powerful hero/villain ever. Everything has Iron in it. He could make Thor’s hammer beat the shit out of him, or mess with the magnetic waves in Superman’s brain to drive him insane.
29. #29 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Looks like i didnt miss much this weekend, and it seems that almost all the Hulk Fanboys/Pokemon lovers ect.. always leave the site eventually and never comeback.

    But just in case Omni does come back, here is the totality of the fight between Rulk and Galactus.

    http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp22/VikingrBerserkr/Hulk12016.jpg
30. #30 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:25 am

    And…

    http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp22/VikingrBerserkr/Hulk12017-1.jpg
31. #31 President Steve says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:27 am

    @Berzerkr:

    You should check out the top 10 superheroes list. That’s where all the arguments have been lately…
32. #32 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:46 am

    um Crazy Eddie, where do you get Magneto’s the most powerful villain ever? Even if you mean Earth-based, that’s still not right.

    But going on villains in general more powerful than Magneto, you’ve got Terrax, Morg, Thanos, Mangog, Loki, The Void, Destroyer, Gladiator(a villain depending on who’s got the Shi’Ar Throne), the Great Beasts, almost any Elder Of The Universe who’s played the villain role, Seth, Exodus, and more. And that’s just Marvel.

    In DC you’ve got Malefic, white Martians(70 of them), almost any evil Green Lantern counter-part(maybe not Effigy, but there’s a good chance Effigy too), Darkseid, Despro, Cyborg-Superman, current Mongul II(since he’s a Sinestro Corps. member now, so near Superman-level strength and Green Lantern-level energy manipulation), Superboy Prime, Doomsday, ect.

    And you don’t even know about Mjolnir, do you? It’s not made of metal, uru is a type of rock in Asguard. Magneto’s not taking Mjolnir and beating the shit out of him with it. Not to mention Thor too can manipulate magnetic energy, and has used this against Magneto before.

    And what exactly makes you think Magneto’s going to mess with the brainwaves of someone as durable as Superman? Not to mention if he kicks-in the speed, he’s a lot faster than Magneto can think.
33. #33 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 2:03 am

    Delta you are right, easily defeated Magneto, he made Magneto a magnet and he was stuck on Mjolnir, powerless!!
34. #34 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 2:10 am

    Hey Crazy Eddie, here’s a few more villains that are at least arguably more powerful than Magneto, if not more powerful for sure.

    Marvel:
    The Presence, Baron Mordo, Immortus, Kang, Mephisto, Dormmamu, Set, Llan, Satan, Stannish, Terminus, Hyperstorm, High Evolutionary, Count Abyss, Molecule Man, Man-Beast, Magus, Goddess, Korvac, Malestorm.

    DC: Non, General Zod, the Imperiex Probes, Bizarro, Doctor Light, Mordru, Black Adam(he was a villain for most of his appearances), Circe, Power Ring, Ultraman, Genocide, Hades, Ares, Gog, Maxima(she’s better known as a villain, I think, even though her last few years and death were as a hero).

    So, Magneto’s not the most powerful villain ever.
35. #35 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:07 am

    @President Steve.

    I guess i should:P

    Delta you forgot Surtur:P
36. #36 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I guess I did BERSERKR. Too many villains more powerful than Magneto to name easily!!
37. #37 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Well, I’m wondering if Horace and Buikus died. Maybe they had a pact that if they didn’t get laid by age 14, they’d both commit suicide. And idiots that big of course are eternal virgins.

    Of course if they’re still alive, they’ll claim they destroyed me, ignore all the times they made fools of themselves, and claim they’re right even though they sucked more than Jenna Jameson.
38. #38 BouncyTH says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Umm… Where’s Nintendo Fanboys in here (and before you say anything I like both Sega and Nintendo.)
39. #39 Avi says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    I think if any console fanboy is on my list it would be the Xbot.
40. #40 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Damn, those idiots STILL haven’t come back. Was amusing to crush their arguments and point-out how stupid they are.

    Maybe they’ll return when the Thor VS Hulk article comes-up. And hopefully there’ll be a Superman VS Hulk article to destroy them, too.
41. #41 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Wonder if Horace and Buikus are ever going to return. This article got quite boring and dead after they left. It was fun to rip their arguments to shreds and point and laugh at their ignorance, idiocy and fanboyism.

    Plus I still want an answer to why they try using real-world physics just because Superman’s got a couple feats that far out-weigh anything Hulk’s done, yet have no problem with Bruce Banner being turned into the Hulk from a nuclear explosion instead of being scattered to atoms. Or the fact that gamma radiation wouldn’t be green, since it’s far above the visible spectrum and violet is the closest to it. So Hulk should really be more like a purple color.
42. #42 avi says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:54 am

    I will now agree with you that hulk fans are worse than Mac.

    and something tells me delta agreeds that firestorm would beat hulk.
43. #43 bryan says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    tried wow and it sucks
44. #44 Blaze says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    You have a stupid #1. Sega only failed at Mario. They had no choice but to get a new mascott(Honestly who would want a fat plumber looking guy to be your mascott). And Sega’s games sky rocketed after Sonic’s first debeut. It was a HUGE hit!
    Instead you should have said Mario Fans.
45. #45 George says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Face it, In 1995/1998 pokemon was a huge hit and every kid wanted a gbc or pokemon pak. Most haters either have failed at the game, lost their data or havnt played a game yet.
    Its funny enough seeing you whoring on oasis and nintendo and bashing sega for no reason, but you cant just say that about other people because they like other stuff.
46. #46 avi says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    wait, george… i thought one of the reasons you come here was that you hate sega? by the way, pokemon is awesome.
47. #47 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Well, it is nice to know I absolutely ass-raped Horace and Buikus to the point that they ran away like the little pussies they are, to go lick their wounds and lube-up with their green-colored KY to stroke their Hulk hard-ons.

    Maybe they’ll again argue that Superman didn’t really lift infinite weight because of real-world physics and ignore the fact that the character those idiots are fanboys of became Hulk because he’s a normal human that survived a nuclear explosion.
48. #48 Macho Man says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    This list was epic!
49. #49 Iron Maiden says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Da Hulk rulez. This site sux. Fuck you bitches.
50. #50 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Thank you for showing the stereotype of the Hulk fanboy being as “intelligent” as Savage Hulk is incorrect, Iron Maiden. You’ve shown the average Hulk fanboy makes Savage Hulk look like Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawknings combined.