• Top 10 Worst Fanboys

  

  Written by Sage 1,557 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 5, 2009

  We here at OW like a lot of things. We also dislike a lot of things. In some cases the things we like and the things we don’t like overlap. For example we like the Dave Matthews Band but we dislike the average Dave Matthews fan. This could be pictured as a Venn diagram. Venn diagrams will be used a lot in this list so please take time to review the general concept. Another example is Pokemon, we hate Pokemon but enjoy a good Nintendo game. Once again a Venn diagram would very neatly describe this. In another unrelated matter, we here at OW, in our last list, mentioned that we wanted to sell out. However we haven’t received any offers that will prevent us from having to wake up and go to our jobs in the morning. So let’s step it up people! Also while I’m on it, we haven’t received any applications to join our religion that we’ve started. So again let’s step it up people! Finally the first person to send us a set of Venn diagrams describing this list wins a free OW t-shirt. So break out the pen and compass, some crayons, and your third grade math book and get to work.

  10. Mac Fans

  Macintosh computers are the popular kids of the computing industry. They are shiny, pretty, never get sick, and all generally look the same. For those with the money and with little computing ability they are great computers. The average Mac fan on the other hand is quite the opposite. They are the arm chair liberals, dirty stinking hippies, you know the type. The white kid with dreads, the hippie girl with a trust fund, your average coffee shop customer who loves to type in public over the latest latte flavor. These people are so annoying and only bought their computer because it fits into their pre-determined self image. When asked why they love to recite the TV commercials; “Oh they are so intuitive” or the ever popular “They never get viruses.” There are plenty of reasons to use a Macintosh; the proprietary hardware and software guarantees, better integration between the two, faster graphic computing ability, and simple one version OS to name a few. But that’s not why these annoying people buy them, they just love their pretty little shiny thing and love to tell people about their self righteous purchase.

  9. Star Trek Fans

  Star Trek is a great show, it has good plot lines based on intelligent problem solving, and it also has terrible fans. They are the bullies of the nerd world. They have their own conventions, their own languages, and they don’t like anybody else liking the thing that they love. In fact when the show Babylon 5 came out Star Trek fans were so incensed that someone would create another science fiction series that they began to attack the creator of the series. In one such event a virus was sent to him disguised as his a drawing from his toddler son. The virus destroyed his hard drive and left behind a Easter Egg claiming “Star Trek Rules”.  When Next Generation came out fans were also angered that someone other than Kirk was allowed to command the Enterprise. Star Trek fans live behind this ‘how dare you’ attitude that prevents anyone from doing anything that changes the status quo of the Star Trek universe. If they had it their way the only series ever would have been the original one, the only captain ever would have been Kirk, and nobody who doesn’t already speak Klingon would be allowed to watch the show. In fact most of the show would be in Klingon. Once again the fans of the show ruin the show. The only revenge us normals have on them is the new movie which was geniusly directed by JJ Abrams. I almost jumped out of my seat when watching Vulcan explode. No revenge could be sweater on the obsessive Star Trek fan then making the thing that they love a popular summer block buster. I mean who would have ever expected that Spock and Uhura would have a secret romance brewing. Yes the Star Trek fan is a terrible person but now that Star Trek is hip and Vulcan is destroyed perhaps their days will be numbered.

  8. Heavy Metal Fans

  Heavy metal fans are a lot like hardcore gamers. In fact if you drew a Venn diagram of hardcore gamers and heavy metal fans they would intersect quite a bit. Where some people drowned their sorrows in their parent’s basement by playing video games, some go out to heavy metal shows, dressed in the stereotypical all black, and mosh or headbang. When you think about moshing, its just a bunch of guys rubbing on each other, which, if you think about it, is kind of gay. Just like the hardcore gamer there are very few girls at these events, as most girls don’t like heavy metal. This further frustrates the heavy metal fan and leads to further violence amongst them. The heavy metal fan also likes to claim that they are railing against the life of the common man, the average, or the normal people. They do this by dressing exactly the same, wearing the same color, growing their hair long, and doing whatever they can to become indistinguishable from the next fan. This little contradiction never cross the heavy metal fan’s mind. Sadly, we here at OW love a number of heavy metal bands and have been to a number of heavy metal shows. Oddly enough we dressed in our typical jeans and a t-shirt where the most unique people at the show. One time I had to go straight from work which had me where a white polo. For those who don’t know white is the only color that can physically harm the heavy metal fan. Anyway I got a lot of bad looks at that show.

  7. Pokemon Fans

  Anyone worth their salt knows that these games were just one gigantic marketing campaign aimed at loosening the wallets of parents with young kids. We here at OW love Nintendo, but these ‘games’ are so stupid even we can’t support them. Each game is exactly the same and named after a different color, mineral, or gem. What’s worse is that the kids who loved Pokemon when they were young have now grown up and the brainwashing hasn’t worn off with time. They still swear up and down that these games are the greatest things ever and some even dare to refer to them as RPG’s. None of them have the ability to see that somewhere in Japan a marketing team came up with the most brilliant sales pitch ever. “Gotta catch em’ all.” And believe me they did. The caught all the games, all the action figures, all the playing cards, the t-shirts, the shoes, and just about anything else they could get their grubby, brainwashed hands on. None of them realize that each game is the exact same thing, that the cartoons, action figures, stuffed animals, and playing card game were all released at the same time. None of them realize that the simple catch phrases, bright colors, repetitive plot lines, and simple stories where only aimed at furthering their addiction. Nope they are all so stupid, so brainwashed, and so young they can’t see beyond the perfectly aimed marketing that they still, to this day think that pokemon was just a good game.

  6. Dave Matthews Fans

  Have you ever been to a Frat party? How do you feel about Birkenstocks? Backwards hats with curved brims? Greek letters? Chugging terrible beer? Keg stands? If the answer to each of these questions is resoundingly positive, then you may be  fan of the Dave Matthews Band. What is more interesting is that DMB is actually a talented band, with a  world renowned drummer, bassist, and saxophone player. Oh they also have this gigantic dude that plays violin. I don’t know if he is any good, and I don’t want to be the guy who tells him otherwise. In any case we here at OW generally like this band but boy do we hate the fans. They are either insanely obsessed or drunks looking for a party. Or sometimes both. We have even heard of DMB fans who will only listen to DMB because they claim nothing else is even worth it. Further research has even shown that there is an on going feud between DMB fans and Blink 182 fans. Why is completely beyond us. Going to a DMB show is like watching every jock, frat boy, and sorority slut get so hammered they forget they were even at the show. But don’t worry they have pictures on facebook to prove they were there.

  5. Star Wars Fans

  Some people worship God, others Allah, and others the dark lord himself. Star Wars fans, on the other hand, worship only George Lucas and accept everything he does as infallible perfection. The only movie that Lucas hasn’t ruined is his first original creation American Graffiti. And believe me if he could find a market for greaser action figures, the stores would already be packed. No Star Wars was ruined with twice for us at OW, first with the stupid remakes that added all sorts of crazy computer graphics in the background, and secondly with the prequels. We here at OW haven’t been able to watch anything Star Wars since viewing those tragedies. Yet the average Star Wars fan doesn’t see anything wrong with anything George Lucas does, in fact, they lap it up. ‘Hey look, he added Boba Fett into the scene even though he doesn’t need to be there and it really doesn’t make sense that he is there.’ Not only do Star Wars fans love these terrible creations, they will also buy anything with the Star Wars logo on it.  This includes; action figures, t-shirts, cups, costumes, shoes, curtains, underwear, soda cans, comic books, novels, pens, shoe laces, posters, fire places, pillows, dehumidifiers, carpets, coffee tables, no I’m not just naming things I see in my living room, and the list goes on and on and on and on. The worst thing about Star Wars fans is that they are the ones that ruined the thing they claim to love. Because they never held Lucas up to any type of scrutiny he has been able to roam free doing anything he wants ruining people’s childhoods and making money hand over fist while he does it. Star Wars fans are the mindless sycophants of the science fiction world and they have ruined the creation that they hold so dear.

  4. Hulk Fans

  In the world of comic books, there is no one more annoying fan than the Hulk fanboy.  Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with Hulk.  He’s a great character within his somewhat narrow boundaries, and when written properly he serves as a brilliant bridge into explorations of how the mind works and how we determine our basic humanity.  The problem is the fans who want to make Hulk into something he’s not.  No, he couldn’t really beat Superman, and that isn’t a bad thing.  He has so much more going for him than the Man of Steel as a character, though.   Unfortunately his full potential is never realized, as most writers use him as a big monster, going on mindless rampages until the real heroes take him down.   This is the reason most Hulk fans are about as dumb as he is.  The worst Hulk writing tries to bring him down to that level: just a big angry strong brick, with no complexity or torment, basically just a walking power set ready to smash anything in his way.   Hulk fans believe he can defeat anyone if he gets angry enough, I have even seen a thread on a forum where someone actually posted that the Hulk can return from being erased from reality by punching back into reality. I recall another Hulk fans even saying that the Hulk could defeat Galactus if he gets angry enough!  It is the biased stupidity of Hulk fans that I hate.  Its really the fact that both the Hulk and the Hulk’s fans think he’s unbeatable even though that is clearly not the case.  I don’t even mind delusional people as long as they aren’t trying to cram their delusions down my throat, and Hulk fans are notorious for this.

  3. WoW Fans

  I’m really not sure what I could say about World of Warcraft fans that South Park hasn’t already. They love this game as much as… say a crack head would love crack. They live, eat, and breath this game, and then inside the game they live eat and breath. In the real world the are generally disgusting slobs, far from the actors portraying them in the commercials. Are we to truly believe that playing World of Warcraft will make us as cool as William Shatner or that Shatner, with a very busy acting schedule would have time to play this game. When you hear about someone who started playing this game the inevitable reaction is “Oh, that sucks” as the realization sets in that you will never see that person again. When you hear of someone quitting the inevitable reactions is “Really! I’m glad to hear he’s getting his life back in order.” At a recent staff meeting, after the customary feats of strength and tale telling, we decided that  OW is going to open the first ever WoW rehabilitation center. All of the chairs will be extra big, the couches will have extra springs, and there will be no junk food, no TV, and certainly no internet access. We’ve decided that we can cure you in about six weeks at the nominal fee of $1000/week plus the cost of food. We may like to make fun of these people but were also happy to fix them…for a fee.

  2. Phish Fans

  What’s the difference between a  DMB fan and a Phish fan? Drug use. Your average DMB fan drinks a lot of beer, smokes some weed, and depending on how rich and white they are, do a little coke. Your average Phish fan is on everything from LSD to Heroin almost all the time. Where the DMB fan wears clean pressed button up shirts, the Phish fan might change cloths once or twice a year and generally walks around smelling like patchouli oil. Which, by the way, barely covers up the constant weed smell, since they smoke pot like cigarettes. Much like the DMB fan they are obsessed with all things Phish. OW has even heard stories about fans doing Heroin because lead singer Trey Anastasio was doing it. The difference being they were dirt poor, couldn’t afford it, and generally don’t have jobs. Much like the DMB fan, we here at OW enjoy most of Phish’s albums but, once again, there fans are terrible people who try to pretend it’s still the seventies. If it wasn’t for this band the tie dye industry would have disappeared years ago. Yet despite OW’s best efforts people still buy these terrible t-shirts.

  1. Sega Fans

  Sega fans can be summed up in one simple word: delusional. Let’s look at the facts; Sega has only had one successful system, it’s most famous character is an obvious copy of Mario, and has gone out of business at least once. They were so bad at making video games systems they had to quit. Despite this Sega fans still think that this is a good company. They still think that Sega is better than any other system. This obviously makes no sense, since, at the time there are no Sega systems. They failed. In order to save the company from complete destruction they had to start making games for their arch-enemy Nintendo. Sega has been reduced to a mere video game production company. Still the average Sega fans worship the failed company. This is equivalent to supporting the failed the candidate, following the loser of the war, or living in the burned out house. None of this makes sense. The average Sega fan however refuses to recognize that they worship a fallen hero. We here at OW have made it our mission to save these people from their own stupidity however, to date, we haven’t been able to recover any of them. This may because they are just too far gone, their minds warped, there bodies weak and frail, and their sanity completely lost. Still we refuse to give up. Eventually they will realize that even their own leader doesn’t own a Sega system and the halls of Sega fan HQ are hollowed. Eventually the light that is OW will bring these lost souls home where they can find whatever gaming system they so choose, as long as it’s still in business.

1,557 Comments

1. #1 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

   what about darknesssthecurse (youtube user) fanboys? he could make a video in support of slavery, they’d rate it a 5-star and critcize anyone who says slavery is wrong for ”not respecting his opinion.”
2. #2 Delta says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 3:44 am

   Doesn’t sound like Darknessthecurse is well-known enough. Of course it sounds like he’s an emo bitch, and all emo bitches automatically suck.
3. #3 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am

   I’m arguing right now with a Hulk fanboy friend of mine on facebook:P

   “He says Planet Hulk and World War Hulk were expertly written. ”

   They were slightly above average books at best, Thor Captain America, Daredevil and Green Lantern are examples of expertly written books.

   And he just goes on on how he likes Greg packs writing because he really shows Comparable feats for the Hulk and how strong he really is.

   So what? he is saying his idea of expert writing is if the Hulk is shown to be really strong? sounds like typical Hulk fanboy mentality.

   Also he brings up sales, people with shitty taste in things LOVE to bring up sales and how well there shit sells:P
4. #4 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

   I like his videos, but his fanboys are just irritating.
5. #5 Delta says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

   The more and more I look at Superman’s feats and compare them to the ones Hulk fanboys bring up, the more I’m convinced Hulk doesn’t even have the strength advantage on Superman.

   People make a big deal out of Hulk shaking the eastern seaboard with stomps and threatening the Earth. Superman and the Russian General Zod were causing earthquakes and splitting open the Earth from the shockwaves of their fight, above the Earth’s surface…..while Superman was under a red sun.

   Superman’s held a black hole in his hand, resisted the gravitational pull of the sun, moved the “endless milwheel” gears of Maggeddon which dwarfed the Earth/moon system, shattered a moon with a single punch, resisted the pull of being between two black holes, caused damage to the space/time continuum from the shockwaves of hitting an opponent and slowed down the weight of eternity with Wonder Woman.

   So even though I generally give Hulk the nod in strength, it’s looking more and more like Hulk’s losing his only advantage.
6. #6 Avi says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

   so, was thaat a response to my comment?
7. #7 Delta says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

   No, to BERSERKR.
8. #8 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

   I will now copy and past my convo with my hulk fanboy friend to show just how deluded they are:P
9. #9 BERSERKR says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

   Why do you hate the Hulk David? Planet Hulk and World War Hulk are amazingly written. Frankly speaking I like Greg Pak’s writings. He definitely shows the Hulk’s raw strength. This is another field of showing the green goliath’s strength away from the amazing feats like holding up a 150 billion tons mountain … etc

   WWHULK series shows the Hulk’s… Read More limitless stamina and durability in smashing MARVEL toughest freaks. This is as amazing as the rest of the Hulk’s feats.

   Besides, numbers say it all buddy: World War Hulk #1 was at the top of the Diamond Comic Distributors’ sales chart for June 2007, selling an estimated 178,302 copies.
10. #10 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    p.s. i am only posting his arguments.

    So based on your statement, Thor’s fanboys don’t count much on sales which is the most important by the way.

    In fact, they count on nothing but their biased subjective opinions

    The Hulk is way more innovative than Thor thus more popular. The Hulk is innovative about his “madder stronger” thing and limitless strength. He is also innovative about his shape and color. The Hulk is considered the portal through which writers and painters started to pay more attention to the superheroes’ muscular physique. The Hulk is innovative about his core idea which summarizes man’s internal conflicts with the demon of anger which is reflected throughout Banner’s helpless attempts to kill the monster within once and for all. … Read More

    On the other hand, Marvel Thor is nothing but a dull copy of the Norse god of thunder with a Superman’s cape. The exact same characters, names, circumstances, surrounding and powers are literally copied from the Norse methology to be illustrated on comics pages.
11. #11 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Then he just goes on to show how many more Tv shows, cartoons and movies Hulk has had and ends with “dont argue the numbers”

    which of course i am not, Hulk is more popular, Hulk does sell better, but does that make him better? does that mean his book is written better than others such as Thor? no i dont think so.

    As you can see all he cares about is if they show how strong he is and who he can beat up, to him, and pretty much every other Hulk fan boy thats quality writing.
12. #12 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    WOW…..just, wow. He can’t even get that mountain thing right. The entire MOUNTAIN RANGE weighed that 150 billion tons or whatever it was, and Hulk only held-up PART of ONE mountain and I believe he had help for at least some of it, not to mention a leverage advantage. You should correct him on that.

    How is Hulk innovative? Hulk started-out as mostly just a copy, power-wise, as the original Superman. And he’s not the first bulky, muscular character around, Solomon Grundy predates Hulk by roughly 20 years. Savage Hulk is also a lot like Grundy, personality-wise. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the “arms race” between Superman and Captain Marvel in the Golden Age, that kept getting the two more and more powerful, didn’t play a hand in Hulk’s dynamic strength coming into play. So much for the innovative Hulk.

    And Thor’s got the exact same powers as the Norse mythology version? Considering what they do share, Marvel’s version is far more powerful in those aspects, not to mention many more abilities, I’d have to say that’s completely wrong.
13. #13 President Steve says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    I wish WWH was never written.
14. #14 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Steve, it’s not like Hulk fanboys weren’t overrating Hulk and lubing their hands up to declare he’s beating anybody they say he will before WORLD WAR HULK.
15. #15 Yoda says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    I don’t understand what the big deal is with people hating on WWH. Get a life. The Hulk is awesome.
16. #16 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    I guess the Hulk’s awesome if you’re into characters not even as bright as Goku and overrating their abilities. Well, I guess that’s the same with Goku, only he’s a little smarter than Hulk normally is.
17. #17 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    I love how HulkBuster just disappeared when his argument for Sentry being at least as fast as Superman started falling apart.
18. #18 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 5:09 am

    More from my Hulk fan boy friend on facebook, not sure if he should be my friend anymore i thought he was smarter than other Hulk fan boys, as you can see he obviously isn’t.

    Facts are facts. The dull copy of the Norse god of thunder was introduced 5 decades ago: HALF a CENTURY, yet Thor has been trying in vain to find a place among the 10 most popular characters in MARVEL.

    Again, Hulk’s stardom kills Thor. Sorry to tell you that it’s all based on innovation and creative ideas and not coz Thor is an underdog or something. Give me a break, will you!!!

    The Hulk is innovative and Thor is no more than a dull copy of a mythology god. Face it buddy … Read More

    I enjoy the Hulk a lot coz potentially he is the strongest one there is, and if you wanna break it to the basics, the Hulk is the only one who possesses limitless strength. Nobody else possesses the limitless raw strength the Hulk does.

    Comics to me are for amusement. I have more than 400 issues

    Batman is much better than Thor. HUSH rivals all Thor’s comics since Thor was born till now.
19. #19 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    and even more from Hulk fanboy….

    “Looks like I need to repeat my statement, coz either you ignore it or you simply don’t get it: To me comics are for amusement, the Hulk is very interesting, innovative and insanely popular.

    Superman beats Hulk? Based on what? Fanboys votes’ based battles? The Hulk has faced Superman on several occasions, the last battle took place in (Incredible … Read MoreHulk vs Superman by Stern, Rude and Milgrom) in which the Hulk proves to be tougher, having more stamina and durability to absorb all the gamma radiation when Superpants ran for a refugee!

    The problem is that you don’t read!”
20. #20 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Show me Superman fighting a pitched battle like the World War Hulk’s and coming out unharmed and victorious.

    Never Ever!

    It goes without saying that the Hulk possesses the greatest healing factor in Marvel, that he can heal from any injury or wound within minutes. Superman on the other hand, suffered awful damages beyond his capability of healing. … Read More

    Superman died and it took him so long to get back from the dead!
21. #21 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Hulk has beaten Thor on several occasions. I’ve proved that before and I can prove it anytime.

    Upon introducing Thor, Stan Lee stated that Thor is more powerful than the most powerful mortal (Hulk), yet that was no more than a flashy debut to draw some attention to the newly born dull copy of the Norse god of thunder.

    Stan Lee needed that … Read Moreflashy propaganda, coz internally he knew that Thor is not that innovative, that’s why he came with the idea of the most powerful being as a god and not coz he is potentially the strongest one. Stan Lee himself proved that in Thor#385! LOL
22. #22 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    In Thor#385 written by Stan Lee, the Hulk beats the shit out of Thor leaving him with a bleeding nose, black eye and a swollen lip.

    I don’t feel surprised for your ignorant posts. I simply know that you don’t have neither Hulk#400, nor Thor#385 nor any other issue in which the Hulk turns Thor into a mop!

    Do you wanna me to post some pics showing Hulk vs Thor battle from Thor#385? My pleasure XD
23. #23 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Answer this David: If Thor was so powerful why did MARVEL allow Thor to be so badly beaten down by Hulk in Hulk vs Thor anime?

    It presents the same characters to a wider audience of people and says simply, Hulk is the stronger of the two: Thor and Wolverine.

    In addition to Hulk vs Thor anime, MARVEL have made Ultimate Avengers that shows Hulk viciously beating Thor, near killing him in both in fact. … Read More

    MARVEL are pushing the idea of Hulk being stronger. and presenting its character, its product, beating another product being Thor and this will obviously affect future comic book audiences’ perception on who should win a fight between the two.
24. #24 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    The Hulk has always been more popular and more innovative. No amount of speculation from Thor’s fanboys can change the fact, Hulk and Thor are fictional product owned by a corporation that establishes who is more powerful of the two.

    Clearly MARVEL are leaning towards Hulk so Hulk is indeed stronger and can beat Thor.

    Hulk is indeed more interesting and more innovative despite your will and silly biased opinions XD
25. #25 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Wow. BERSERKR, did you bring up Solomon Grundy, Frankenstein, the “arms race” between Superman and Captain Marvel, or that thing about the woman lifting a car off her kid to counter his claim that Hulk’s “innovative?”

    And as to his claim that Superman’s never been in a battle like in WORLD WAR HULK…..a fight on another planet with one of the versions of General Zod had torn the planet apart, from their punching each other, above the surface.

    His fight with Earth-2 Superman actually destroyed Earth-2 and slammed them into alternate versions of themselves from ELSEWORLDS timelines.

    First one at minimum matches the whole WorldBreaker thing and second obliterates it.
26. #26 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:10 am

    Well when OW does the Hulk versus Thor article i will try and get him over here to debate:P
27. #27 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    He sounds not so bright, and quite ignorant. To say Hulk is original and innovative? Solomon Grundy’s a lot like Hulk and he predates Hulk by more than 20 years!!
28. #28 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I would honestly have to say Superman fanboys would be worse than Hulk. Kal el has more powers yes, and I know of the Pre Crisis crap where he there was nothing he couldnt do.

    But ask me this how can person be so powerful that come from a race that died from a planet explosion? People tell me that he gets his energy from the stars, but they had been stars or a sun by his planet
29. #29 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    LOL, you don’t know much about comics, do you? Kryptonians get their powers from YELLOW solar energy. Krypton had a RED sun, so thus it would not have powered them. Even in THE MAN OF STEEL #1 Jor-El states before sending Superman to Earth that Earth’s star would make him a god.

    Maybe you should do a little research before you make your statements.
30. #30 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    He is a little better than some Hulk fans as he can bring up a little more facts with actual issue numbers and such, but he still has the same Hulk smash everything mentality:P
31. #31 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    But he still overrates and exaggerates Hulk like is typical of Hulk fanboys, right?
32. #32 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Ya in his eyes he is unbeatable:P
33. #33 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 6:08 am

    He thinks Hulk’s going to beat Superman too, huh?
34. #34 Horace says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    I think its pretty clear that Hulk beats Superman considering how many superman clones Hulk has destroyed in the past. Some of whom are far more powerful than Superman. Not only that, but Superman has a little weakness…namely kryptonite. Plus, what’s REALLY funny, is that Superman’s archnemesis is a normal human being, whereas Hulk fights the likes of Thanos, and the Abomination.
35. #35 Jeffrey says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Hulk is pretty much unbeatable, unless you’re talking about cosmic entities like the Living Tribunal or the Celestials.
36. #36 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Or Thor whom has Stood against beings like the Celestials and Galactus, which Hulk could not even hope too.
37. #37 Horace says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    @Berzerkr:

    That’s funny, considering that in the Hulk vs Thor DVD the Hulk bitch slapped Thor’s ass despite Thor’s best efforts to stop the Jade Giant.
38. #38 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Horace, so what that Hulk has beaten Superman clones? He only drew against Sentry when Hulk was at one of his most powerful levels, he beat Hyperion who’s a good deal weaker than Superman, and he only beat Gladiator due to three special circumstances, including Gladiator’s weakness being around, and Gladiator’s not as powerful as Superman anyways.

    And if you want a list of Hulk-like characters Superman’s defeated, the list is much longer. Rampage, Mongul, Kalibak, The General, Solomon Grundy, Doomsday who’s much more powerful than Hulk, and he’s beaten the actual Hulk as well. Hulk got beat like a bitch when him and Superman fought.

    And so what that Superman has Kryptonite? Not only is it not as effective with conventional exposure as people who don’t know about Superman think it is, but where the FUCK is Hulk going to get it? In fact, how the FUCK does Hulk even KNOW about it? Hulk’s not going to use it.

    And Hulk’s got The Leader and General Thunderbolt, a normal human and a physically normal human, as enemies.

    And Superman’s got plenty of enemies at minimum close, most more powerful, than Hulk. Mongul, Darkseid, Cyborger-Superman, Doomsday, Eradicator, General Zod, Gog, the list goes on. And that’s just of those that aren’t Cosmic/Abstract Entities. Hulk would’ve gotten raped on a regular basis as a showing of grace and mercy from Emperor Joker. Hulk wouldn’t have been able to do anything to Imperiex Prime or when Brainiac 13 was boosted by Warworld enhanced by both Imperiex Prime’s energy and a connection to Apokolips. What would Hulk have done to Maggeddon? There’s more examples, too.

    Oh and Hulk rarely faces Thanos, but Superman’s faced off against Darkseid, and way more times than Hulk’s faced Thanos. Abomination is nothing compared to Doomsday or Cyborg-Superman.

    And so what that Hulk beat Thor in a non-canon cartoon? Thor’s already beat him the majority of times in the actual comics, which are what really count. I bet they’d have Hulk beating plenty of characters in a cartoon that he gets his ass handed to him from in the comics.
39. #39 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Yeah Jeffrey. Hulk is unbeatable. Except Thor’s beaten him at least twice as many times as Hulk’s beaten Thor. Or that Silver Surfer has owned Hulk every time save their last encounter, where Hulk ONLY won due to Surfer being severely weakened AND Hulk had help. Or the fact that Black Bolt’s utterly owned Hulk at least twice, and Hulk only managed to beat a Skrull impersonating Black Bolt. Or Superman beat the shit out of Hulk with a few punches. Or the fact that Spider-Man has the winning record against Hulk. Or that Gladiator was owning Hulk before Hulk’s hand was more durable than his chest and they JUST HAPPENED to be around Gladiator’s weakness.

    And I’m just going off fights Hulk has had, not mentioning characters Hulk hasn’t fought that would own Hulk.
40. #40 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    I just don’t see how Hulk fanboys think it’s a good argument to say Hulk beats Superman because Hulk’s beaten Hyperion and Gladiator. Hyperion is a good deal weaker than Superman and nowhere near as experienced.

    Gladiator’s closer to Superman and perhaps has more experience, but still not as powerful as Superman AND Hulk only won due to special circumstances that wouldn’t work on Superman, and weakness exploitation. And conventional Kryptonite exposure doesn’t cut it anymore against Superman and the way they came across it wouldn’t happen with Superman.

    And if they make such a big deal over Hulk’s experience against characters with similar power sets to Superman, they’d feel stupid if they weren’t so biased that a similar argument works far better for Superman.

    Superman’s faced Mongul, Solomon Grundy, Rampage, The General, as well as Doomsday who’s MUCH more powerful than Hulk. AND Superman’s actually BEATEN Hulk, Hulk can’t claim he’s beaten Superman.

    Hulk fanboys just suck at coming up with arguments for Hulk. And their ignorance often makes it so arguments they’re proud of come to bite them in the ass once they’re educated.
41. #41 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:37 am

    @Horace

    Ya that Cartoon isn’t cannon and it was made by Hulk fanboys such as yourself, its called Hulk versus so of course they are not going to let Hulk Lose, The people who made that cartoon know less about Thor and comics in general than i do.

    Delta

    No Hulk fanboy will EVER concede that Thor has defeated Hulk more times than Hulk has defeated Thor, simply because they believe if Hulk walks away from the fight he wins:P
42. #42 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 1:28 am

    I know BERSERKR, but it’s still funny to point-out a fact they’re ignorant of and see their reaction.
43. #43 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 2:07 am

    I never gave a rat’s ass about DC comics, I do know that the original Supes couldn’t fly and and wasn’t as strong, but I couldn’t get into DC.
44. #44 Horace says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Haha…Berzerkr, you’re just mad that hulk beat Thor like a red headed step child in the dvd. Of course its canon. Stan Lee himself sanctioned it. So go fuck yourself you tool.
45. #45 BERSERKR says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    How old are you Horace? garanteed i am older and have been reading comics far longer than you have.

    In the comics Thor has beaten Hulk more than Hulk has beaten Thor, and every time they fight its always a close battle neither one nor the other completely owns the other.

    And its also funny that Hulk fanboys always resort to swearing and name calling, Thor fans never resort to such unless pushed by ignorant Hulk fanboys, at least that’s the case in my experience. Just goes to show how low the intelligence of the average Hulk fanboy it.

    Also i will repeat i am not a Hulk hater, just a Hulk fanboy hater:P
46. #46 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    LOL…..

    Wow, you’re an idiot. You say Superman fanboys are worse than Hulk fanboys, then you ask how such a powerful race could die from their planet exploding. Then you’re corrected on it needing to be a yellow sun(orange suns power them as well, but not to the same extent as yellow) for Superman to be as powerful as he is, and a red sun does nothing and are informed that that’s what Krypton was revolving around.

    Then when corrected you say you don’t give a rat’s ass about DC? Then don’t fucking argue against them if you neither care about them nor know much of anything about them. Doesn’t take a genius to figure that much out.
47. #47 Delta says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Wow Horace, you still think that the HULK VS DVD is canon? And even IF Stan Lee had much to do with it, how does that make it part of continuity? It’s a cartoon, it’s not part of the comics. It’s essentially a licensed product, it has no baring on continuity and doubtful is too accurate to the power levels of the characters in the comics.

    And I want proof that Stan Lee sanctioned it or had much to do with it.

    And you’re quite an asshole to insult BERSERKR for no reason. Only thing he did was point-out you’re a Hulk fanboy. Which, I suppose is an incredible insult considering that even Savage Hulk is a few IQ points above the smart Hulk fanboys, but at this point it should be a compliment to you. He otherwise didn’t insult you, and you told him to fuck himself. Why? Because you’re wrong and you’re throwing a little hissy fit like a 5 year old?
48. #48 TW says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    What the… Just because a system is not sold anymore doesn’t mean that the system isn’t worth playing. And Sonic a mario clone? It’s obvious that you never played a Sonic game ever in your life. If sonic is a mario clone then you probably think that every side-scrolling game is just a mario clone. There is also the possibility that you are a nintendo fanboy and therefore you have to hate sega. A third reason you placed sega fanboys as the worst ones might be because you are trolling and trying to provoke people into writing comments like this. It could also be that you don’t understand retro games, and think that most 2d games is boring.

    You also claim that sega fans still think that sega is going strong. I don’t think that many sega fans even consider post dreamcast sega as sega. The current sega is just a ghost that lives on somehow.
49. #49 horace says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:30 am

    thor fan-gags are hilarious. I’ll bet you and Berzerkr are the same person. I don’t know anyone who thinks that anything made by stan lee isn’t canon. or that thor is a match for even regular hulk, nevermind world war hulk, you fucking losers. and delta, or berzerkr, or whatever you want to be called, i think its funny that thor fans think anytime hulk wins its not canon. or its a fanboy who wrote it. hahaha. You find any excuse for thor, when the reality is, he is a fucking 2nd tier regular hero. hulk rampaged through all of asgard in Hulk vs, and could have ass raped sif if he wanted to. face facts, Hulk is the new class of god.
50. #50 LOL says:
    November 20th, 2009 at 12:43 am

    Delta, you take this way to serious! you must be a bitch in real life. Fuck you and the horse you rode on it.