Comments on: Top 10 Ways to Tell if You Suck at Video Games http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games Gaming lore from the gaming vanguard. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:25:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: XeroForever http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-45647 XeroForever Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:27:11 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-45647 @Matty If you read my comment then you can see that I can from both sides of the argument, however comparing a games like FF to Pokemon, is ridiculous. That is my opinion. And I breezed through yellow, not sure if was exactly like blue or red, but I am sure it was pretty damn close. Though I do agree, that playing a certain game doesn't mean you suck at games. That's why I said "–ALERT– Guys, obviously this list is satire, mocking the Modern Gamer." @Matty
If you read my comment then you can see that I can from both sides of the argument, however comparing a games like FF to Pokemon, is ridiculous. That is my opinion.

And I breezed through yellow, not sure if was exactly like blue or red, but I am sure it was pretty damn close.

Though I do agree, that playing a certain game
doesn’t mean you suck at games. That’s why I said “–ALERT–
Guys, obviously this list is satire, mocking the Modern Gamer.”

]]> By: XeroForever http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-45616 XeroForever Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:21:03 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-45616 @Aaron lol bro, sorry about that @Matty Making fun of a series for being a book? Something they fixed in the past 5 years? Lol you have no arguement. I however would like to know what RPG, you, think is the best. @Aaron
lol bro, sorry about that

@Matty
Making fun of a series for being a book? Something they fixed in the past 5 years? Lol you have no arguement. I however would like to know what RPG, you, think is the best.

]]> By: Matty http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-45573 Matty Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:37:10 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-45573 P.S. To the FF fanboys. FF sucks because it is the most railed experience. It's a fucking book, for all intents and purposes. The only things even greatly interactive are the combat scenarios. And they suck too! P.S. To the FF fanboys. FF sucks because it is the most railed experience. It’s a fucking book, for all intents and purposes. The only things even greatly interactive are the combat scenarios. And they suck too!

]]> By: Matty http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-45571 Matty Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:34:42 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-45571 Pokemon is a heavy marketing ploy (So is every other game); Pokemon is likely for children with short attention spans (So is every other game). You don'r suck at playing video games because you played the originals. Especially if you were a young child like I was. You're just hating on the game. I would agree that the rest of the Pokemon universe is trash, but "Red" and "Blue" were simple adventure games with shallow, but enjoyable RPG elements. And, in case you don't remember, Gary was fucking hard. FUCKING HARD!!! Pokemon is a heavy marketing ploy (So is every other game); Pokemon is likely for children with short attention spans (So is every other game). You don’r suck at playing video games because you played the originals. Especially if you were a young child like I was. You’re just hating on the game. I would agree that the rest of the Pokemon universe is trash, but “Red” and “Blue” were simple adventure games with shallow, but enjoyable RPG elements. And, in case you don’t remember, Gary was fucking hard. FUCKING HARD!!!

]]> By: Aaron http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-42787 Aaron Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:32:54 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-42787 and i feel even stupider for putting my full name and i feel even stupider for putting my full name

]]> By: Aaron Byl http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-42786 Aaron Byl Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:30:11 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-42786 ... i just read xeroforevers arguement... i feel kinda stupid now … i just read xeroforevers arguement… i feel kinda stupid now

]]> By: Aaron Byl http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-42785 Aaron Byl Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:27:10 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-42785 wow. its been a long time since i was on. but u know? i realised something i should have relised a long ass time ago... POKEMON IS JAPANESE TOO! delta said we like final fantasy because we like everything from japan! but pokemon is from japanese! oh and delta seeing as there is a whole website that disagrees with u i would shut the fuck up for once wow. its been a long time since i was on. but u know? i realised something i should have relised a long ass time ago… POKEMON IS JAPANESE TOO! delta said we like final fantasy because we like everything from japan! but pokemon is from japanese! oh and delta seeing as there is a whole website that disagrees with u i would shut the fuck up for once

]]> By: XeroForever http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-41780 XeroForever Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:43:36 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-41780 Oh for the love of god, We have 2nd gen gamers arguing with Old School Gamers. Of course your going to have differences in opinion! The whole Pokemon topic... jesus, A bunch of you seem to be Pokemon fans but I am sure you can honestly say that you wouldn't admit it in public. Yes some of the Pokemon games were good! but then some sucked ass. And the tv show didn't help either. Just get over it, there are a very small number of Pokemon fans compared to most other franchises, and honestly the pokemon "battles" really weren't difficult in any of the games. The story is basically the same in every game at that. HOWEVER, if your new to RPGs, Pokemon is a GREAT game to get you started! Teaching very simple and basic strategy, along with an easy battle system. --OPINION ALERT-- I am totally confused how you can even compare a Final Fantasy game to a pokemon game. The story, the battle systems, and the strategy involved in most Final Fantasy games is so much better than pokemon. Call me what you will, but I would love to see a pokemon game make me come close to crying. (lol) @GreattBadass Greatt you are either the greatest FPS/TPS player, if you think COD and Gears require no skill at all to play, or your an Old School platformer, who based his opinion off of his 4 year old playing games like the ones you listed, which means you probably have never played them before in your life. Your either one of those or your a WoW/StarCraft player, (btw get a life, I did), that thinks you pwn face because you can tap or click several different buttons in rotation while running around an opponent, which btw doesn't help at all unless its another mmo. Anyway what I am trying to say is, your dumb, and calling someone "Lil Kid" is stupid and makes you look like a fag. --ALERT-- Guys, obviously this list is satire, mocking the Modern Gamer. Oh for the love of god, We have 2nd gen gamers arguing with Old School Gamers. Of course your going to have differences in opinion!

The whole Pokemon topic… jesus, A bunch of you seem to be Pokemon fans but I am sure you can honestly say that you wouldn’t admit it in public. Yes some of the Pokemon games were good! but then some sucked ass. And the tv show didn’t help either. Just get over it, there are a very small number of Pokemon fans compared to most other franchises, and honestly the pokemon “battles” really weren’t difficult in any of the games. The story is basically the same in every game at that. HOWEVER, if your new to RPGs, Pokemon is a GREAT game to get you started! Teaching very simple and basic strategy, along with an easy battle system.

–OPINION ALERT–
I am totally confused how you can even compare a Final Fantasy game to a pokemon game. The story, the battle systems, and the strategy involved in most Final Fantasy games is so much better than pokemon. Call me what you will, but I would love to see a pokemon game make me come close to crying. (lol)

@GreattBadass
Greatt you are either the greatest FPS/TPS player, if you think COD and Gears require no skill at all to play, or your an Old School platformer, who based his opinion off of his 4 year old playing games like the ones you listed, which means you probably have never played them before in your life. Your either one of those or your a WoW/StarCraft player, (btw get a life, I did), that thinks you pwn face because you can tap or click several different buttons in rotation while running around an opponent, which btw doesn’t help at all unless its another mmo. Anyway what I am trying to say is, your dumb, and calling someone “Lil Kid” is stupid and makes you look like a fag.

–ALERT–
Guys, obviously this list is satire, mocking the Modern Gamer.

]]> By: TwiTchy http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-40413 TwiTchy Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:37:45 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-40413 @GreatBadass yeah im sure you would... im also sure your 30 years old, bald, single and living in your parents basement. besides this comment was so long ago. get i life dude. plus im 18, not commented on this about a year ago. so sorry not a little kid. I do not play halo or gears of war anymore but please tell me how CoD requires no skill. Also how does playing pokemon make you bad at video games you never answered my question you just insult. probably because your a moron. Know your place and dont say shit when a "lil kid" is going to show you up. @GreatBadass yeah im sure you would… im also sure your 30 years old, bald, single and living in your parents basement. besides this comment was so long ago. get i life dude. plus im 18, not commented on this about a year ago. so sorry not a little kid. I do not play halo or gears of war anymore but please tell me how CoD requires no skill. Also how does playing pokemon make you bad at video games you never answered my question you just insult. probably because your a moron. Know your place and dont say shit when a “lil kid” is going to show you up.

]]> By: GreattBadass http://old-wizard.com/top-10-ways-to-tell-if-you-suck-at-video-games/comment-page-5#comment-40331 GreattBadass Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:09:43 +0000 http://old-wizard.com/?p=2990#comment-40331 @ TwiTchy: LMAO you act like GRAW, COD, Halo and Gears are hard to play and require skill. Mass marketed noob friendly video games that even my 4 year old cousin can own on. Lil kid, we all know you are a new gamer who started gaming with Pokemon. "OH SUCH A TRUE HARDCORE GAMER, HE PLAYS POKEMON, HALO AND GEARS." Son, I would destroy ya ass on ANY game that requires skill and strategy. Lil kid, know your place n shut your face you casual gamer. You suck. @ TwiTchy: LMAO you act like GRAW, COD, Halo and Gears are hard to play and require skill. Mass marketed noob friendly video games that even my 4 year old cousin can own on. Lil kid, we all know you are a new gamer who started gaming with Pokemon. “OH SUCH A TRUE HARDCORE GAMER, HE PLAYS POKEMON, HALO AND GEARS.” Son, I would destroy ya ass on ANY game that requires skill and strategy. Lil kid, know your place n shut your face you casual gamer. You suck.

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