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Zeromage (Founder/Editor/Writer/Designer) For the last 2 years, much of Zeromage’s time has been devoted to writing for Old-Wizard.com. When he needs a break, he uses an invulnerable iron suit that has an impressive array of high tech weaponary to go around fighting crime.

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Sage (Writer) Sage spent most of his early childhood running around in the small patch of woods located behind his house. When upon chance he met a young Zeromage in a make-shift sandbox, a life long friendship was born. Sage could tell you an infinite number of the most embarrassing stories about ZM, but he would then be equally destroyed by all the embarrassing stories that ZM knows about him. They both signed a nuclear war treaty that has been in effect since they were both old enough to realize how nerdy they truly are. Interestingly, and independently of ZM, he also forged a friendship with DM while skateboarding the streets of their hometown. Sage personally feels that he is superior to most of the population and will talk at length about it, often citing very specific examples. He still skateboards but otherwise has little time for hobbies. He also hates George Lucas.

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Other Contributors:

DestructoMaximo (Contributor) DestructoMaximo does not exist. He is the secret rattle of the trees that echoes in your mind and reverberates in your soul. He is the bird on you shoulder that whispers songs no one has heard before into your ear. He is sitting right next to you. He is making this up as he goes…

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Bug (Contributor) Bug is figuring out a way to streamline the process. He hates the system and how it attempts to force the general public to mold itself to its “fair and balanced standards”. He loathes greedy money grubbing corporations and their inability to see the uniqueness of their employees, while gouging the pockets of their customers. On the flip side Bug enjoys spirited drives in Volvos on challenging roads, technology that is over-developed to push the limits of its use and the crisp spring air that provides a heavenly sleeping environment.

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