Genesis…Ummm…That black box thingy?…Ummm…So cool! Look at the name! How cool is that? “Genesis”! While Nintendo released a boring name “SNES”, what “SNES”, they only put the acronym “S” in front of their previous generation console’s name! What’s with this “Super” anyway? Were they trying to look so cool?? (unlike Sega, which was already the “coolest”)

And the joypad?? LOL Genesis was like 100x way cooler than that white-purple-whatsoever SNES’ had, Genesis’ was…black? Oh yeah! I just remembered! It’s black with a curving design! So L33T!! But why did the button seem so similar? Had I played a joypad like this? No, no, I must be wrong, Genesis is so original, no, it’s the first of all, hence its name…

The console is so awesome! It was like it is made solely for Darth Vader, unmatchable design! So steampunk! Futuristic! The personification of rebelliousness! I wanna play it again! But I can’t! Sorry, my Genesis broke after a year, so here I am, forced by those Old-Wizard staff who make delusional brain-washing elitist articles, to play SNES instead! O Lord Almighty lead us not into temptation but deliver us into salvation, or for a Wii…? Don’t know which is better.

.ageS etah I