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• Top 10 Nerd Musicians of All Time

  

  Written by destructomaximo 10 Comments
  Last Updated:: September 3, 2007

  So since pretty much the beginning of time nerds and music have gone hand in hand, yet there has never been a top ten musical nerds list! WTF? There seems to be a non-explicable status jump from high school band geek to ultra-cool band dude. Is this enigma a natural cocoon cycle? Is there some hibernation period where nerds wrap up puberty while growing their hair out, learning licks, and waiting for their clothes to become chic? I think the answer is yes, but I also think these hipsters never loose their nerdiness…and this is the summer of the nerd. You have Dinosaur Jr. and seBADoh making comebacks, Weezer announcing a new album, every songwriter in the world wears cheap black plastic frames, nerdiness in music has never been more prevalent! So here’s MY list: Top Ten musical nerds. Enjoy!

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• Dateline: Dave Matthews

  

  Written by Zeromage No Comments
  Last Updated:: September 2, 2007

  Time: Gov’t Mule just finished playing. It felt bloody late. Time and space didnt matter, as I traveled through both freely.

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• Review: Windows Vista

  

  Written by bug 1 Comment
  Last Updated:: August 6, 2007

  Attempting to install and use the so-called newest, latest and greatest version of Microsoft Windows is like having a migraine headache, combined with sleep deprivation, and intense hunger, all while having a rare South American strain of the flu. Even if you are someone who is somewhat familiar with installing a Windows operating system, consider yourself a n00b when attempting to install Windows Vista. Sure, it looks flashy and nice on the outside, but under the hood lies a beast with sharpened fangs, out to cause you hair pulling frustration.

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• Liberate Animals Trapped in Commercial Bondage

  

  Written by Zeromage No Comments
  Last Updated:: April 27, 2007

  I’m not a member of P.E.T.A., nor do I have any plans to be. Just wanted to clear that up. So you’ve got a friend that you want to get with a good joke and a day or two of discomfort. If you don’t have any friends you’ve got to get one. This isn’t evil enough to pull on an enemy. First, have a friend that has their own pad. You’ve got to know this person well enough to have their schedule known to you. Know when their home and when they aren’t, sleeping, awake, bad, good; just like that stalker Santa.

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• New Site is UP!

  

  Written by Zeromage No Comments
  Last Updated:: January 4, 2007

  Yes, if your reading this then you probably already realize that the new site, Old-Wizard.com, has arrived fresh on your doorstep. What you may not realize is that the site was actually written in the Klingon language and we managed to insert a babelfish into your ear last night allowing you to read the site. Search your feelings, you know its true. Old-Wizard will be with you…always.
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