Online Gaming

Online gaming is so fucking gay. You’re playing against a bunch of 12 year olds that haven’t managed to grow a decent bit of peach fuzz on their nuts and run around screaming shooting at rocks. Tactical shit is sweet when you get to do it, but you can’t be playing with dumb ass morons. In an every man for themselves game, kill kill kill works fine, but after stroking myself while looking at my kill count, I find I would rather play a few intelligent people and do something cinematic and tricky.

That’s why I play so few online games and when I do I usually play solo. I hate encountering losers. They piss me off and ruin my gaming experience. I don’t know how people keep playing online when 1 out or 3 gamers are fucking morons. The worst part is the industry! They keep making games that are easier and easier for the dumb half to figure out. Tutorials in the game….no learning curve at all….anyone can get to the end-game…

What happened to having an instruction manual that you had to ponder over to figure out how to play the game? Can’t have manuals anymore! Kids don’t read! They’re too dumb…developers are just adding more fuel to the retard fire. That coupled with kids not being smacked around by their parents anymore leaves a bunch of undisciplined stupid people that the rest of us have to deal with as we try to get our shit from Wal-mart and get away from these stupid fucks. Yes, fawn all over those new fangled self-checkout devices…they’re too tricky for you, my mentally challenged member of society. Oh no…I said too much.

Dominiscus your biscuits. That’s all folks.