• Mail Bag: November 3rd, 2008

  

  Written by Sage 1 Comment
  Last Updated:: November 3, 2008

  This week Sage handles our Mail Bag, answering a question from long time Old-Wizard.com reader, and conspiracy nut, Mel:

  Is it true that there is a metallic strip that runs down the center of the 20 bill? What is this for? Is it a tracking device?

  Its mainly because the government is out to get you. That’s right! By tracking where every single twenty dollar bill is in the entire world the CIA can secretly read your mind to be sure you love America in perfect proportions (loving America too much is a little gay, not enough and you’re a commie pinko bastard). It also gives the government’s super computers something to do, and what do you think all those satellites are for? Not google maps that’s for sure. Actually all government agents have special devices that scan your wallet and tells them exactly how money you have, your credit rating, and how many children you have. Simultaneously and in conjunction with the advertisement agencies they change signs and commercials in your immediate area in a capitalistic conspiracy to part you from said money.

  I mean it has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with prevention of counterfeit money. That’s for sure. That would be a waste of time, it makes more sense to make millions of tracking devices. Especially since most of the twenties are in banks, with direct deposit and all.

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1. #1 DM says:
   November 20th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

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