Q: Is this site for real?

A: You’re looking at an image on a computer. How do you know that’s real? What is real?

Q: Who are you guys?

A: We are the servants of a sacred fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor….we’re three deeply troubled non-emo guys that really have too much time on our hands. Old school gamers looking at how we can get out of working full-time jobs and play games as a career.

Q: How long have you guys been gaming?

A: Forever. In days of our short-pants we were making up R.P.G.’s. Lego’s were a staple part of our diet. Next came dungeons and dragons and that sated us for a while. Magic the gathering came into the picture sometime in high school and that was followed by a sudden interest in warhammer. In this day and age, we’re playing everything from video games to board games.

Q: What is Old-Wizard.com?

A: It’s a gaming site that takes pleasure in antagonizing its readers. Hence, the snippy answers.

Q: Why do you call the website Old-Wizard?

A: Someone mentioned the old wizards from the Zelda series in an email to us and in that moment, the name of the site was born.

Q: What do you review?

A: Magic, Warhammer, video games, R.P.G.s, and other games.

Q: Will I be put on a government list because I visited this site?

A: First off, you’re already here. Second, we cannot claim responsibility for any damage or trauma brought upon you for visiting this site.

Q: Your website offends me, who can I write to?

A: The Dali Llama

Q: How come you don’t review Pokemon?

A: Mind your own business.

Q: Can I submit a review?

A: Sure.

Q: Will it get published?

A: Doubtful.

Q: That sucks.

A: If it’s good maybe we’ll consider it.

Q: Why do you guys do this?

A: Were trying to make gaming our career. It’s not just a job, its an adventure!

Q: Bing tiddle tiddle bang?

A: Hab SoSli’ Quch!