• Old-Wizard Officially Endorses Gene Amondson for President in 2008!

  

  Written by Zeromage 10 Comments
  Last Updated:: September 7, 2008

  As many of our fans know, we here at OW are ardent prohibition activists. Why you ask? Mainly because Old-wizard.com is founded on old rum running and bootlegging money. And to be honest we miss the good ‘ole days of speak easyies, tommy guns, and fake pet stores. We have our bath tubs ready, and our distillers sanitized, we just need a man that’s insane enough to run on a prohibition platform.

  Enter Gene Amondson. This man is nuts, and by nuts we mean completely insane. If its one thing the U.S. needs its another expensive drug war, you know, because the other ones are going so well. I mean its impossible to buy illegal substances in this country…. right? Besides that we all know how well the government does when it stands up to big business. I mean destroying a multi-billion dollar industry that provides millions of jobs all over the country won’t negatively effect our economy at all and since the economy is doing so well right now, now is definitely the time to remove more jobs from the hard working American public. Besides all of these well thought out reasons, let’s face it, after you turned 21, drinking just wasn’t as much fun. You know you miss the high school house parties, bon fires in the middle of the woods, and sneaking around your parents. With Gene at the wheel these times will never end.

  For these reasons we think that Gene Amondson would be the best pick for the next president. He’s a chainsaw wielding, death costume wearing, wine not drinking, priest from the back woods of Washington state. The breeding ground of great leaders. It’s time to bring back bootlegging! It’s time to bring back rum running! Its time for Prohibition! Its time for Gene Amondson!

  P.S. We would have endorsed Obama but the stupid NY times beat us too it. Bastards!

10 Comments

1. #1 No Name says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 11:54 pm

   could you guys possibly get any dumber?
2. #2 SlapStic.com says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 12:31 am

   Well I guess there’s no hope for Nader now…
3. #3 Paul says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 12:40 am

   You completely changed my vote!
4. #4 Jim says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 12:46 am

   Could you guys get any more right wing?
5. #5 Phil says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 2:10 am

   Jim, I think you’re taking this article a bit too seriously…
6. #6 clone of daz says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

   wtf is the piont of this article so you are condoneing war you guy’s are fucking idiot’sare all yank’s as stupid as you god i hope not
7. #7 Rutvergas says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

   I know who I’m voting for now.
8. #8 old-wizard.com says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

   “wtf is the piont of this article so you are condoneing war you guy’s are fucking idiot’sare all yank’s as stupid as you god i hope not”

   It’s good to know there are morons in Europe too.
9. #9 clone of daz says:
   March 18th, 2010 at 9:34 am

   well yeah i have to be an idiot to come on this site i mean come on why not change you name to fucking old retard and have done with it