It is getting close to Christmas. Yes, its hard to believe, but December is already upon us. I along with many people have these rules in place where I won’t think about the “holidays” until after Thanksgiving. Its a common standpoint. Lots of people think that way.

Now, I love Christmas. I love getting gifts for people and scheming over stupid gift ideas that are as much a gift as they are an expression of my creative ways. So last year when everyone got a gift that had something to do with Dragons….yeah, that was planned. It also worked. Friggin’ brilliant. I also love the spirit of Xmas. I feel nicer to people. I want to sing more. I even hug my brother instead of punch him. I punch my grandma instead. I think its the music that gets me most festive. Alright already!

So I have some Christmas music, but I didn’t want to listen to it until after thanksgiving. However, I love the Xmas season….so I was torn. My stupid life rule vs a good happy feeling.

So I listened to some Xmas music. It was nice. Trans-Siberian Orchestra playing Christmas carols. I don’t know how they are sort of Siberian, but they are. Trans-sexual. I’m a trans-civil engineer. trans-continental divide. Trans-fur. Anyway, so I have started my jolly Christmas season early. I listened and I liked. I listened again with my sister and she called me a freak. Come see the bells! She is just having problems coping with listening to this festive music so soon. Her life rules are being broken too and its hard to come to terms. I wouldn’t mention this to her.

I’m not going to give anyone advice. Its just not my way. Plus, I don’t know shit. But here’s my advice: if you like that warm fuzzy Christmas feeling, that same feeling you get when a stranger’s hand touches your naughty bits, then you should listen to some Christmas carols.

-Zeromage