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• Interpreting Pac-Man

  

  Written by Zeromage 4 Comments
  Last Updated:: July 5, 2008

  I came across a great article about different interpretations of Pac-Man which references Old-Wizard’s Top 10 Arcade Games List.

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• Mail Bag: June 30th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 8 Comments
  Last Updated:: July 1, 2008

  This email comes from Fgvb Bv:

  1.Why the fuck did you put sonic in the worst game characters?

  2.Why are 3 of the best SEGA game consoles on the worst console list?

  3.Your site sucks. I can tell your a Nintendo FANBOY.

  So, what is your reply? Oh no, you wouldnt do that,people who reply for last post are quite juvenile. I like mario but hes not that great so stop mocking SEGA!!!

  Read on for our answer…

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• Mail Bag: June 19th, 2008

  

  Written by bug 2 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 19, 2008

  This week Bug answers a couple of your email questions:

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• Mail Bag: June 6th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 61 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 6, 2008

  Even though a couple of months have passed since we published our controversial Worst Video Game Systems of All Time list, we still continue to receive plenty of hate mail from Sega fanboys about it. This week we decided to address some of their concerns…
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• Logo Contest Entries

  

  Written by Zeromage No Comments
  Last Updated:: June 2, 2008

  With the Old-Wizard.com Logo Contest barely a week old we’ve received some pretty solid entries so far (along with some just plain strange entries…but hey, this is Old-Wizard, what do you expect?) We’d thought we’d share a few of them to try to inspire some more entries. So without any further ado, here they are:
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• Mail Bag: May 28th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 1 Comment
  Last Updated:: May 28, 2008

  Hey guys, it’s been a while since we posted any fan / hate mail, so this week we have quite a few emails to share with you. The first one is from Don From Alterverse Games:

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• The Old-Wizard.com Logo Contest

  

  Written by Zeromage 3 Comments
  Last Updated:: May 25, 2008

  For nearly a year now Old-Wizard.com has been a website without a logo. The main reason being that we’re not creative enough (i.e. too lazy) to come up with our own. To remedy this situation we’ve decided to have a logo contest. Basically, we are in need of a flashy symbol, a promising graphical thingamajig, something that gives hope to all our readers out there. You can submit as many as you like, and we are going to pick the best one on August 1, 2008. The logo will be used on flyers, ads, t-shirt, stickers and all that sort of stuff. Some good references would be Prince’s Symbol(if this was the website formerly known as Old-Wizard) or the FBI symbol. Something simple. The winner will have our un-dying graitude, big shout outs on the site, and a prize pack.

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• Horoscope by Destructo

  

  Written by destructomaximo 5 Comments
  Last Updated:: May 25, 2008

  Aries:
  
  That’s crazy, Aries! You sound like air but you’re a fire sign, CRAZY! You’re also a sheep but you were born to lead, THAT’S CRAZY TOO! In fact, just about everything about you is crazy. If I were you I would lead parades, because you get to twirl that sparkle stick and wear the British police hat, and that’s CRAZY! You know what parade I like? The Saint Patrick’s Day parade. One time I was there with my grandfather and he gave me a dollar to buy a balloon on a stick, but they cost way more than a dollar, right? So I bought those poppers that are like tissues with gun powder in them and threw them at the firemen and horses. One of the fire men had to have a talk with my grandpa and then we had to leave the parade, but I got to go have corned beef and cabbage in a room filled with guns because my gramps was in the war. That was crazy, JUST LIKE YOU ARIES! So take my advice and don’t go throwing stuff at horses or you’ll end up watching my gramps get krunk in the basement of the armory.

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• Mail Bag: May 22, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 6 Comments
  Last Updated:: May 22, 2008

  Our Top 10 Worst Video Game Heroes List has stirred up quite a bit of controversy this week, and because of that, we’ve decided to address a few of the most common questions and criticisms people have left us.

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• How about I slash you with a knife!!!

  

  Written by Zeromage 1 Comment
  Last Updated:: May 12, 2008

  Yesterday I am at the old supermarket in Berlin right after work. I was picking up some frozen pizzas for a little din din…if you know what I mean. Let me back track…its my fookin’ blog….really I can do anything I want! So at 2pm on the same day I visited the grocery store, I drank a mountain dew live wire. It’s simply a mountain dew that tastes like orange. But it was a 20oz. bottle and that stuff went straight to my crankcase(head)!!

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