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• Mail Bag: October 1, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 10 Comments
  Last Updated:: October 1, 2008

  It seems like every week we receive an email from an outraged Sega fan who writes to us from a different email address with the same horrible grammar, and same bullet point format, claiming he likes our site but doesn’t understand our hatred for Sega. We’re pretty sure this Sega fanboy is SonicMan0 (Old-Wizard fans may remember him as the kid who made the three Youtube video rants about us, and who we reported on in our very first investigative report, when we found out he never even owned a Genesis). Anyway, in order to get him to stop emailing, we decided to reply to two of his emails.

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• Top 5 Reasons the Olive Garden is Better Than Any Restaurant in Italy

  

  Written by Zeromage 25 Comments
  Last Updated:: September 14, 2008

  In this article we will go through the reasons why The Olive Garden dominates restaurants in Italy. The Old-Wizard crew have been voyagers for the past five years and we have visited places as far off as New Zealand and Amsterdam. Of course, Rome and Milan are on our map of places that we have visited. Something peculiar happened to us when we visited the famous restaurants in the great cities of Italy though. We realized how much better the American Italian Olive Garden experience was over all these restaurants. How could this be? We heard from every Italian under the sun how the food in Italy is so much better than any of the bad excuses for Italian food in America. In this list, we unfortunately have to smash those dreams by seeing how Olive Garden dominated these restaurants.

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• Mail Bag: August 19th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 4 Comments
  Last Updated:: August 19, 2008

  This week we reply to a couple of our more annoying readers…
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• Mail Bag: August 14th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 26 Comments
  Last Updated:: August 14, 2008

  This week we reply to a couple of readers who took our Investigative Report from earlier this week a little too seriously…

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• Old-Wizard Featured on Podcast!

  

  Written by Zeromage No Comments
  Last Updated:: July 27, 2008

  Old-Wizard’s recent Thor vs Superman article has been featured on the Podcast “Slacker and the Man“. We both listened to the show over the weekend and we think that it’s great. These guys talk about everything from comic books, to science fiction shows, to various avian genitalia (a topic of great interest to us here at Old-Wizard). Be sure to check it out.

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• Sega Gate! Chief Sega Fan Boy Doesn’t Own a Sega!!!

  

  Written by Zeromage 20 Comments
  Last Updated:: July 23, 2008

  It is a well known fact that we here at Old Wizard aren’t big fans of Sega. Its number one on our top 5 worst consoles list. We have Sonic on our worst video game characters list, and we have fielded piles of hate mail from the hordes of unkempt, uncouth, and rather ostentatious Sega fan boys. Last week we addressed a few video responses to these lists and launched a rather secret, and very dangerous undercover investigative report (Read that post here). From what we surmised their ‘leader’, as much as any one man can lead this rabble, is known only by his moniker SonicmanO, and his hard-line views include Nintendo burning, Playstation mutilation, and Xbox smashing, among other ignoble activities. What we have learned will shock the frail minds of Sega fan boys everywhere. The very leader they have lined up behind, the man they charge into battle with (and have lost every battle with time and time again), does not, nor has he ever, owned a Sega platform! (more…)

• Mail Bag: July 16th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 19 Comments
  Last Updated:: July 17, 2008

  It has recently come to the attention of Old Wizard that a few young gentleman have put some video “responses” up to some of our more controversial lists. As anyone knows, Sega fans are an excitable bunch; quick to defend their failed systems and copy cat games and even quicker to call us fan boys… which is interesting. I don’t feel I should have to point out the irony here, really I don’t. I’m probably going to have to, but for now I’ll leave it be.

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• Interpreting Pac-Man

  

  Written by Zeromage 4 Comments
  Last Updated:: July 5, 2008

  I came across a great article about different interpretations of Pac-Man which references Old-Wizard’s Top 10 Arcade Games List.

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• Mail Bag: June 19th, 2008

  

  Written by bug 2 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 19, 2008

  This week Bug answers a couple of your email questions:

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• Mail Bag: June 6th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 61 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 6, 2008

  Even though a couple of months have passed since we published our controversial Worst Video Game Systems of All Time list, we still continue to receive plenty of hate mail from Sega fanboys about it. This week we decided to address some of their concerns…
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