• Ask Old-Wizard: June 18th, 2008

  

  Written by Zeromage 5 Comments
  Last Updated:: June 18, 2008

  This week we answered a couple of Nintendo related questions from some of our normal readers, and then proceeded to answer some drunken ramblings sent to us by one of our oldest fans, Master Barker. Keep sending your questions to oldwizard.com@gmail.com.

  Phil asks, This happened to my twice when I was playing Super Mario Brothers 3 on my Nintendo Wii: I play a world or 2 and it saves by itself. (Console turned off and everything) but sometimes when I go to play again it restarts from the beginning.. any idea why??

  It’s obvious your Wii hates you. I’m sorry.

  Mike asks, Have you ever gotten 100% on Mario World for the SNES?

  After reading this I actually laughed myself to death. No really, I did. Paramedics were called, I was put into a stable coma and have only just recently recovered. It has taken weeks and weeks of rehab to get back to where I can be a sarcastic jerk again. Then I decided I should catch up with my work and accidentally read this again and then the whole terrible cycle repeated. Thank God for OW’s amazing health care plan and work from home plan. To answer your question, which I must admit generally goes against my policy of never actually answering anything (My psychologist says my near death experience has softened me), what do you think? We here at OW love Nintendo more than any bunch of straight men should. The only thing we love more is Mario. So if by 100% you mean all 96 lvls then yes.

  Master Barker asks, Hey…..hope your day…night is going to plan…I was just wondering…if a child has mad skillz on a certain game …say ..Defender… How could the player….child..learn more levels…help us …you savior of Defender…

  I have actually never played Defender, although Zeromage has many times. I’m not going to go and play it now. I should, but I’m not. Instead I am going to address your use of a ‘z’ instead of a ’s’. I hate that, I hate people who talk like that too. I imagine you talk like you write, all stuttery and weird. Go play Defender.

  Master Barker asks, One time at Band Camp.I had the chance to do my first real scam..This story may be told by others..but the true meaning was realized within the realm of ourville..A man …..Ijust realized ….this is not a question….sorry….any way this story rocks…nuff sed…ps drink drinks for they who can not drink….BARK HARD AND LOUD….Yeh boyyyyy!

  What’s the story? You’re a scam artist? Where is the realm of ourville? Bark hard and loud? I’m confused.

5 Comments

1. #1 Bobby says:
   March 13th, 2010 at 6:12 pm

   You suck
2. #2 the REAL zeromage says:
   March 13th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

   Bobby is right.
3. #3 The Mountain says:
   March 13th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

   Bobby wishes he had a website of his own
4. #4 avi says:
   March 13th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

   LOL