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Random Advice
This bit of advice came from a friend of mine while he was out on a date with this chick, her friend, and her friend’s male friend. The setting is in a crappy bar. My buddy went to the bathroom. While he was standing at the urinal he saw a fly up near the urinal handle. Its not the time of year for flies, so he decided to piss on the fly. Yes, this isn’t the most common way to kill a fly, but it will work. So, while attempting to piss on the fly he came to the conclusion that he didn’t have enough upwards force to hit the fly. So he decided to jump up in hopes that the added elevation would help him nail that fly. The fly was a really fat gross one, so you can see why anyone would want to piss on it so bad. While jumping up and down, the girl’s male friend walked into the bathroom. Aside from a bit of awkwardness, the guy seemed sort of cool with the whole jumping thing. My friend hastily left the bathroom and decided to tell the girls the truth behind the jumping around rather than have the other guy tell them about it later on. Jumping at a urinal could be easily misconstrued by anyone not seeing the fly. Well the girls were pretty much disgusted and the one has no interest in him anymore. So the whole point of the story is this. Next time you find yourself in a bathroom jumping up and down trying to piss on a fly, make sure you lock the door.
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March 19th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Great advice! But that rarely happens. I think it’s only happened to me twice so far. I dunno, maybe more if you count cats as flies.
March 19th, 2010 at 2:39 am
Okay so like…I like this girl and she likes me still, but she is kind of ugly but i just really like her and my friends all say no you deserve a much hotter girlfriend and my brother says the same thing and hes a hotshot kid so i dont know